Rebekah’s Cock Review:
Well, this is not what I expected when I opened my email today… and I don’t mean that in a good way. This cock is just not my style. I don’t like an uncut cock. I also prefer the cocks that are inside me to….ya know….go all the way in. Not very wide either. Your cock puts a bad taste in my mouth thinking about having to taste that cock…. You never know what’s hiding inside of that skin. Do girls ever turn you down? I know I would. This is the type of dick pic that I wouldn’t respond to and show all my girlfriends so we can share a laugh. It’s great that you even had a magazine that measured your dick. OMFG, it makes me laugh that you wouldn’t just try to make yourself look as big as possible. It astounds me that you would even show this off. How often do you send dick pics? I bet you’re that guy that spams girls with unsolicited dick pics and hits on girls way younger than you to boost your self-esteem. You would have to do something to overcompensate for that short cock. 1.5/5
becky
Jessica’s Cock Review:
OH, MY GOD! I cannot believe that you would even send this in. You asked for humiliation, and you’re gonna get it. Your dick pic is the perfect for humiliating. Your cock is so short!! Granted, you have some length on some of the cocks that have come to my inbox, but you aren’t even trying to show it off. Does your girlfriend tell you that your cock satisfies her in the bedroom? Because she’s lying! If you even have a girlfriend, that is. You better have something that makes up for that tiny cock in the bedroom. But even good oral action wouldn’t be able to make up for the length you lack. Girls like to have a cock that splits them in half. I bet you wouldn’t even make me cum. Like, yeah I guess you have decent girth, but not enough to make up for what you lack. I don’t even think I could give this cock a decent rate because…..I mean, well, look at it! Could you give that a rating on a number scale? I can tell ya it’s pretty difficult for me, but I guess I have conquered longer, thicker, and harder tasks. If you didn’t understand that, I am only rating your cock so I can get it out of my inbox, never have to see it again and I can move on to a cock that I would actually enjoy rating. Goodbye, sucker. 1/5
jess
Kari’s Cock Review:
I don’t even know where to begin. I think I could give a better rating if I could see more of it. But that just makes it less desirable to me. I don’t like dicks that I have to search to find the head. Usually, if the head is covered, they are hiding something. A dick like yours is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you are gonna get. Unlike the chocolates in the box, it’s probably not that great. How do you hit a g-spot with that short cock? It is just ridiculous that you would think any girl would need direction to humiliate you because it would be hard not to humiliate you. I would like to know what the girls you send this pic to think about your cock. If I even answered your message with this picture, it would probably just be a picture of me to show off that I am not the girl for you. A girl like me likes bigger, and well frankly, better things. I think that your cock would be fun to sit back and laugh at with people. I don’t think that you would be able to please me. I’m sure I speak for almost all of the girls that you have been with when I say that I would have to fake it more than a cheesy porn actress. Whatever the case, thanks for sending in your pic. It helps keep in perspective what I am NOT looking for in my sex life. 1.5/5
kari
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