Jenny’s Cock Review:

So. I’m sure you’re well aware that the package you’ve got to offer isn’t ‘normal’. Especially since you mentioned Hypospadias. And I’ll bet you’ve had to give a big long ‘don’t freak out, but…’ speech to the ladies before getting naked and frisky with them. And in all honesty, I’ve got to say, this just looks weird. But ‘weird’ isn’t always ‘bad’. So we’ll do this just like any other rating I do; balls up. They’re rather nice balls, actually. Crinkled up snug and held tight to the body; I do like that because it makes for easier licking and fondling. You’re very fuzzy, which I’m not a fan of; I prefer clean manscaping for the access to smooth skin, but you don’t have a wild jungle lurking, so it’s not bad. Your shaft looks pretty short, which I’m kind of ‘meh’ about, but you do seem to have some decent thickness going, which is always a plus. And you’re long enough for me to wrap my hand around, so all is good in that neighborhood. But that brings us to the top of the tower, so to speak, which is probably where the negative reactions start. And to those who react that way, I say: Where’s your sense of adventure? Personally, I’m a little intrigued. I mean, I’ve seen A LOT of dick, but never anything like this. As I understand, that ‘hoodie’ your dick is wearing is a partial foreskin, in a way, which makes me think it’s hyper sensitive. And the downward curve? Well, I can think of a few positions that would totally hit the spot, if you know what I mean. And I’ve had guys with a curve that allowed them to rub the head of their penis over my G-spot, and damn does that ever feel good, but now I wonder how it would feel to have that spot rubbed not just by the tip of the cock, but by a thick fold of skin too. I imagine it would blend two very distinct sensations, and might feel pretty fantastic. I can’t rave about how amazing this package is, or how wet it might make me, but I can say that I’m now very curious… and if you know how to use what you’ve got, I’d bet you can give the right woman one hell of a good time! This package isn’t my cup of tea, but I can definitely say it isn’t boring. And now I’m really gonna wonder how that would feel…. 1/5

jen

Erin’s Cock Review:

Woah. These are some pretty startling photos. I actually had to examine them closely because I thought someone had done a Photoshop to mess with me. But I turned to my dear friend Wikipedia to look up Hypospadias, and learned a few things. ‘The More You Know’, and all that jazz. So let’s get started with the rate, shall we? First, you’ve got a very sexy sack. I could wish it was hairless, but aside from that, it looks totally lick-able. Pulled up nice and taut to the body, both sides very even ( which is not common at all ), and over all looking good. Probably about as close to ‘pretty’ as balls can get. And that shaft? Shorter than I’d like, but with a very distinct curve. I do love a dick with a curve; just -perfect- for hitting that hard-to-reach G-spot. Hit my G-spot just the right way and I’ll be soaked and dripping within minutes, so a curve is a huge turn-on for me. And while you’ve got little length, that rod does seem reasonably thick, enough to ensure a nice tight fit. But let’s take a look at that head. Because let’s be honest, that’s where all the reactions you get are probably focused. It’s weird. ‘Freaky’, even. That’s just not something most women normally see, and I’ll admit to being a bit disturbed as my initial reaction. But upon longer examination of these pics, that feeling went away and now I’m just fascinated. I wonder how sensitive that skin is… it folds over the head almost like flower petals, and as I understand, it’s foreskin, which is usually pretty sensitive. I have to wonder what it would be like to just suck on that skin, give it my full attention for a while. I hope that would feel good for you; I wouldn’t be able to help myself. I do love exploring with my tongue, and this would be very new territory to explore. I think it’d be fun to suck and nibble on that skin, tuck my tongue under it so I lick the head and the extra skin at the same time, see if that turns you on. So many dicks look more or less the same, so this one really stands out from the crowd. I think the added bonus flesh would feel pretty good on the inside too; having the head and that hood rubbing over my G-spot would have to be mind-blowing, especially if done slow and teasing so I could savor the sensations. Certainly not the average package you’re sporting, but full of potential fun to be had with the right partner. 1/5

erin

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