Jesus another fucking mushroom? We get so many of these mushroom cocks and honestly I don’t know what else I can say about them. Let’s be honest here, mushroom cocks are ugly, and long and thin are not really great attributes in a cock. But let’s have a look at yours. I suppose your upward curve is  pretty nice. You look like you could hit a G-spot in missionary which is a big plus. I still feel like that thin shaft just wouldn’t fill me up in the way I need. I need a nice fat cock to keep me happy, and I’m sorry but you just don’t have that. I apologise for such a negative review, don’t take it personally. It’s just how I feel about mushroom cocks. I‘m sure a lot of girls love them, they just aren’t my thing. I’m sure you’ll make some cutie very happy with your mushroom cock one day 2.5/5

jen

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Ohh a mushroom. I actually quite like the way these mushroom cocks look. I don’t really think they would feel that great, but they look very interesting. I like a cock with character. A cock with personality. Your cock definitely has personality. I suppose I’ll start by talking about your head. I am quite a fan of that big bulbous head, I can’t see a whole lot from this angle, but I can see that you look like you have a lovely round head. I wish I could see more of it. Moving down to your shaft, this is where it gets interesting. I honestly am not into that thin shaft, I just don’t think it could satisfy me, and I’m still waiting for someone with a mushroom cock to prove me wrong. I do like the way your shaft curves upwards, I love a cock with a few curves. I also like the shape of your cock as a whole… aesthetically. I’m skeptical about it’s function as a cock; to pleasure women. But I guess you never know until you try 3/5

erin

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