Jenny’s Review:
Now you already know I’m going to have to get on your case about putting your face in the pic. I understand being proud of your dick, but there are basic laws to dick pics that should always be followed especially since these pics get posted online for the world to see. Granted you could be posing with a bad looking dick which would only make the pics worse. But fortunately you have a pretty decent cock so posing with it online might not be such a bad thing. What’s got my panties really pooling is that huge fucking vein in the center of your shaft. I love veins, the thicker the better, but yours is outrageous. It’s practically it’s own little shaft. I can already tell that that vein would have my pussy walls vibrating out of control. What’s cool is that you don’t have a lot of veins but the ones you have are so enormous I don’t even mind. They would have my tight pussy vibrating and squirting in no time flat. What is a bit of a let down is your dick head. With veins the size of your I would expect your dick head to be enormous, but it isn’t. What it lacks in size it compensates for with definition. Your dick head is really defined and the rim on it is almost as big as one of your veins. Now in terms of girth you are sadly lacking in this area. Your cock isn’t as thick as you think it is. I like a thick dick so I would’ve notice 4.5 inches of girth. You’re also not as long as you think. I see 4.5 inches of length. In my opinion it doesn’t matter. I’m petite with a tight pussy so 4.5 inches is plenty of length in my opinion. Overall you have an okay dick. The best thing about your cock is by far those ginormous veins and the definition of you dick head. I do wish you have a thicker shaft but your length is fine. Overall not too bad. 2.5/5
love, jenny
Erin’s Review:
I can’t review your cock without first mentioning how hilarious your last pic looks. It kind of looks like you cock is bigger than your head from the angle you chose. I’m not going to chew you out about including your face in a dick pic (which is essentially rule number one in dick pics right before at least have a semi), but you know it’s never a good idea include your face in a dick pic that published online. Now that we got that out of the way, I have to apologize but I’m not a big fan of your cock. It isn’t a bad dick, it just isn’t my cup of tea. I don’t agree with your measurements in terms of your dick length at all. I see only about four, or maybe five inches of length. I like a long dick. Deep clitorial stimulation is the only way to get me off (well that a series of tight grips on my throat during doggy style, but that’s a different topic for a different day). The only way to get that thick deep clitorial jabbing fuck that I like is by having a cock that’s at least 8 inches long. Your cock isn’t even close to that. I don’t mind your girth too much. You’re not exactly skinny, but you’re not long either. I don’t need a thick cock, just a long one. I also am not a fan of your dick head. I like a big dick head and yours isn’t very big. It goes back to that deep stimulation I mentioned before. A big dick head can play my spot like a bass drum, and yours doesn’t exactly have the beat. What is a huge redeeming thing about your dick are those veins. I only see three, but they look as if they may have just swallowed the other ones. They’re HUGE!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen veins on a shaft that huge. In the end though I’m not a fan of your dick. It isn’t as long as I like and the dick head is very small even though it’s pretty defined. I don’t mind your girth and those enormous veins are impressive. Though I don’t like your cock doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s just not what I like. 2/5
erin
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