I’m going to have to go into this and immediately point out the reindeer in the room . . . your dick head is bright red. That thing could guide ships in through a storm!! I like a good dick head, but as impressive as your shiny red dick head is, it isn’t what I usually like. I like a dick head that’s thick, huge, and perfectly defined. Not that there is anything wrong with your dick head, trust me, but it would be better if it were defined (not that it needs anything else to make it stand out). It’s kind of just a curve at the tip of your cock. But it does lead down to that crazy long shaft. Your cock has to be at least 9 inches long. If your shaft was as red as your dick head is, I would call it a light saber. I’m not that big a fan of super long cocks, but I am a huge fan of how girthy your cock is!! You have a tasty deliciously thick shaft. Usually when a cock is too long it looks skinny no matter how much girth it has, but yours is very thick. And it is smothered in an army of fantastic veins. Your veins are crazy defined and there are a lot of them. I bet each one feels amazing when you slide into a dripping wet pussy. Now I have a very tight pussy, so unfortunately your cock wouldn’t be able to fit inside of me entirely. You’d probably get half way in and start to poke an eye out with your rudolph quality dick head. But even only fitting half way, I bet those veins would feel amazing. And with a long cock like yours, that rudolph dick head could thrust deep inside my tight pussy and stab my g spot. I could most likely squirt all over a cock like yours. Overall, I am not too impressed with your cock. It’s too long to fit inside of me entirely, I like deep hard fucking and I couldn’t have that with you. I like a guy to get practically balls deep inside my tight pussy and I couldn’t risk that with you. Plus your dick head isn’t as defined as I like a dick head to be. I like a dick head that make my mouth and panties salivate, yours is adorable but not defined. Your saving grace is your girth and those incredible veins. But don’t be upset, most women would really love going for a ride on your cock and I wouldn’t exactly kick you out of bed either. 3/5
love, jenny
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