Wow!! That’s a GIANT, thick, sleepy caterpillar you’ve got there. Even all sleepy eyed, its stiff. I bet if I just wake it up….it’ll have some secrets to show me. In terms of looks, that is one seriously impressive cock, and it would be seriously nice to rub up and down and lick and suck on that cock. From a practical perspective, that is one seriously frightening cock, and my pussy is running the other way….far far away. Lets start with the very, very obvious: your cock is as long as your arm. Now for most ladies, that’s somewhere between nine inches and a foot. I’m guessing that’s the same for you. At nine inches…I don’t know any lady with a nine inch pussy. The SHORTEST your cock is…is pushing the limits for a human pussy…and the longest your cock is? Well…it actually might recreate a scene from alien if you pump too hard. Now let’s go to thickness. Your cock? Is as thick as your arm. Holy. Shit. Your. Cock. Is. As. Thick. As. Your. Arm. My tight pussy just passed out with confused anticipation. It yells, hot thick cock!! Mmmmm. And then a little voice of doubt says…would I survive that? And then my pussy says, Who cares! Super thick cock! Hello!! My eyes are gazing all over that shaft, admiring that big thick vein in the back of your cock. It’s almost as thick as a cock all by itself. Did your cock swallow all the competition in the room…absorb them like some sort of supercock? And…oh, those lovely wrinkles. And your testicles?! It’s like a war between the size of your cock and what must be giant balls. Normally big thick straining cocks suck all the balls right into oblivion in their effort to reach hot pussy. But damn if your balls retain their presence, despite the best effort of your monster cock to be the biggest baddest thing in the room! The only thing left is your head. I think it must be a magnificent head…but it’s so intimidated by the sheer empire stateness of your cock and balls that it seems to be a little insecure or afraid, and has its head tucked up under. Is it afraid of your cock, or is it ashamed because it can’t rival your cock? Or is it just exhausted from all of its magnificence and just having a little nap?
Whew! 5 out of 5!
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December 11, 2013 at 10:39 AM
THAT IS INSANE!!! I thought I loved huge cocks but I think we just found the line. I would hate to see what the pussy of the girl that you’re fucking looks like. It might start tight but it won’t stay that way for long with you. I’m going to give you 5 stars on principle but honestly I don’t know how many girls can handle that thing.
August 14, 2015 at 1:37 PM
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Not as girthy, but I will “hit it deep.” Not as… damaging… LOL.
December 11, 2013 at 12:12 PM
How? How is sort of thing even possible? What have you been eating? I’m ashamed of myself.
December 31, 2013 at 3:47 PM
What are the measurements of this monster cock?