Yummy Cock Treat for Me!
If you don’t mind my saying so, you look good enough to eat! Mmmmm. Right away, I can tell that […]
Daddy Long Dong
God DAMMIT!! Your cock was so close to being perfect. When I first looked at it all I wanted to […]
This Cock Looks To Be Ribbed for MY Pleasure!
Jenny’s Cock Review: First off, that second picture does you no justice at all; all I needed to see was […]
Ready For A Smooth Dick Ride!
Jenny’s Cock Review: Well well, Jason… whoever told you that you’ve got a skinny dick must spend her time riding […]
Curvy Cocks and Nipple Rings… Oh My!
The shape of your cock is soooo unique honey, that it literally looks like its mid-hula hoop. Or like a […]
Modest Boy with Sexy Dick
Ohhhh Danny boyyyy…. Your modesty is realllllly cute…. Since this cock is veryyyy fucking sexy babe. And no I don’t […]
A B+ for an 80% Cock
Ouch, my feelings are a little hurt that all you could muster was an 80% semi for me. I could’ve […]
Dick’s Nice Johnson
Immediate congratulations are in order for originality of your name. But for some reason I’m having a hard time believing […]