Mr D, does that stand for Dick!? Can we say it does? Hehe, so Mr Dick, you’ve joined me for a dick rating, please take a seat with ones dick in ones hand. Settle down, get comfy, give yourself a stroke too if you like! Praise your prick, it’s a good one! If we were together right now I’d have to take you for a test drive! I’d start by sitting on you slow, feeling you stretch my pussy as you slide deeper and deeper into my pot of gold :p Your size is great for teasing my pussy with, and your bellend would be a treat rubbing around my clit, you could tickle me in all the right places! I’m not really a squirter but I kind of get the feeling you make all the girls squirt! I’d love for you to try to get me cumming all over that cock! Squirting until I’m dry! I want to drain your tight little balls until they are empty inside of me! Mmmm I just love your pics! What a turn on! Mr Dick you’ve got my fanny fluttering! And that’s just with your pictures and my filthy mind could you imagine the fun we could have if your dick actually met my pussy! Hehe hotter than hell!!! Mr D, you get a 5/5! Your cock is making me want to do naughty things to myself hehe, I just might ;) Xxxx
jen
Hi D! Before we begin I think you should know I’m not known for being coy or cute, I’m well known for my honesty no matter how brutal so if you were looking for a quick ego boost then you have come to the wrong girl and may as well stop reading now! IF however, you want an honest dick rate then you are going to get one! 100% honest opinion from a dick pro! I’ve sucked many and sat on plenty so when it comes to a knob I know what I’m talking about.
Let’s start with the obvious, the size. For me its an average size, nothing special but nothing disappointing. It would slide in each of my holes with ease which is good! I’m not one for a tight squeeze!
Girth, again nothing special. I love a chunky cock, really big and thick and although your pulsating veins gives off that impression it’s not fooling me D. It’s girthy but not CHUNKY!!
Pubic hair, it’s hard to tell but it looks quite tidy down there, you must trim otherwise I’m sure I’d see straggles!
Bellend is cute! I quite like it, it’s quite hidden but also visible. I like running my tongue around a nice looking bellend so we would have fun in that department!
All in all D I’d say your knob is average and my average score is a 3/5
Hope this rate was helpful :)
Rebekah’s Cock Review:
Well if I had a dick I would have just gotten a boner looking at your dick pic! Hehe! It’s got everything I love about a dick, good generous size, visible veins! Lovely little bellend mmmmm you do look rather delicious! Can I have a taste of your dick D?! I’d love to get you in my mouth, nibbling the tip! inflicting a little bit of pain with a lot of pleasure! You’ve got me feeling very naughty! I’d even go as far as saying you may even stretch my tight pussy! I can’t remember the last time I had a dick that long! You could make me squirt I just know it! Too big for my ass though! Deffo a no go! I’m not brave enough to take on your monster shlong up there! I literally would not be able to sit for a week! And I like sitting…on dick…preferably yours! I bet you give it to the ladies good huh, I would have you ride and ram me so hard all night if I had it my way! I love that I can see your balls in the pic! I want them dangling in front of my face whilst I suck on them slow! Teasing your knob at the same time! You’ve got me so horny! Babe you have got it all going on! You get a 4/5 from me! Wish I could have that dick right now! you tease!!! Love it!! Xxxx
becky
Jessica’s Cock Review:
Hey D! Let me start of by saying I don’t mean to sound blunt but I have a high standard cunt and for me your cock is only average, I do not accept average dicks inside my perfect pussy so I guess that’s you out of the game. I think it’s rather obvious if I would’nt sit on an average penis I sure as hell won’t be sucking on any. I like big thick dicks that’s going to fill my throat and choke me until my eyes water! Yes D, I’m rather fucking hardcore. I like your pic though! The hand wrapped around your sugar dick is quite a turn on, for most. For me it only emphasizes how average you are. Most girls are happy with average but I am not most girls D! I do appreciate a clean cut though, you are not very hairy so you get points there! Let’s talk numbers as I am running out of things to say as I always do when it comes to the average prick, my usual score for guys like you is 3/5 but you do have a good pubic region going on so you get a 3.5/5 :)
jess
Kari’s Cock Review:
I’ve seen many dicks like yours D and as nice as they are I do struggle to say much on them because they are so basic. The general over all size is good, it would fit under my hood quite nicely. I like how your pubic region is well kept, there’s nothing worse than an overgrown mass of hair down there so it’s good you stay on top of yours. Your balls are average sized, I would thoroughly enjoy them slapping against my tight pussy as you are pounding me, draining them would be a treat, I’d love to help get your dick squirting as I’m sure it would love to do the same to me, I would squirt all over that big dick. You look so soft and hard at the same time, does that make sense? Hehe, I think you have a very nice dick, not too big not too small, not too bald and not too hairy, I think it could no doubt hit all the right spots when it comes to my pussy…and ass and even mouth!! I do hope you are having lots of fun in the meantime!! . I give you a rating of 3/5 woop woop! Own it babe Xxxx
kari
Anna’s Cock Review:
D for ding dong dick!! Woah have you got some meat to you! Single! I hope this means you are dishing out that mighty fine dick to lots of lucky ladies out there! I wish I was one of them! Look at those veins pulsating fuuuck what a turn on! I can’t decide if I would eat you or sit on you first! You look so fucking yummy! I bet you taste sooo good when you’re being bad! Hehe! Your dick pics are such a tease! I’m gutted this isn’t a video rate so you can see how wet you are making me with that cock! I crave it! You would ruin my little asshole that’s for sure! I love anal! I love being ruined! So that is no way a bad thing in my books mr! It looks like you trim down there am I right? I love a trimmed guy! means I can work my tongue allll over you! I think you’ll be exited to know I have no gag reflexes so I would literally be able to gobble every single inch of you! Tickle that tip with my tongue until it squirts all over my pretty little face! Dam you’ve got me on a mega horn you minx!! Can I stick you in my wank bank? Hehe I wish you could see how you’ve got my clit tingling looking at your pics thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts!!!! You def get a full house from me babe! 4/5 go you you sexy fucker!! Maybe I’ll see you again for a very naughty video rate! Xxxx
anna
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