That looks like the tastiest lollipop I’ve ever seen!!! Is it strawberry flavored? Based on the color of your pubic hair, I’m guessing it’s strawberry flavored!

About that strawberry flavored cock of yours? I am rating you 3.5/5. I really like cute cocks. I like to lick them, and kiss them, and name them things like George, or Pete, or Ernie. I think yours looks like an Ernie. Let’s take an in depth look up and down Ernie, shall we?

Your pubic hair is super cute! So you’re a blonde? So am I! I’m a true blonde, not a ginger or strawberry blonde, but close enough. My small sliver of pubic hair is also blonde. It’s pineapple flavored. If you’re a good boy, I’ll let you lick it to see. And while you’re licking my pineapple pussy, I’m going to run my hand between your legs to get a feel for those balls I can’t really see in your picture. Then I’m going to run my hand up the shaft of your super hard cock- but keep licking! How many licks does it take to get to the center??? As my hand slides up and down your hard, throbbing cock, I’m sure I will notice the smoothness of your shaft. It’s so smooth, that I might be able to feel the throb pulsing inside your super hard cock. You know the one? It begs for you to give in and let go, and blow cum all day over my gorgeous ass sitting on your chest while you keep licking? When I reach the top of your shaft, I’ll notice that your cute little cock head is very nicely placed on the end of the shaft. It’s center, squared off, and without overlap. That might not be a good thing, though. Sometimes that clear separation of a mushroom style cock head can be a good teaser for my g spot, or my clit. The bigger the head, the better it’s going to feel when you rub it round and round on my clit, just before you enter my soft, wet, tunnel of absolute ecstasy. Ernie doesn’t have a dominant head. No points for this.

Ernie, does, however, have an interesting crook in his that almost constitutes an “S” curve. I’ve never ridden an S curve like that unless it was on a motorcycle. I wonder what that would feel like? Would it touch and tickle one side, then the other? Or would it create the feeling that your cock is much wider than it actually is, making me stretch to take it all in? And making me feel so very, very tight for your cute little, S shaped Ernie? Can you vibrate like the Harley that took me down the S curves, Chris? Hehe!

One last thing- is Ernie not hard in the one pic? Because if he isn’t, then I’ll up your score to 4. Even if he only gains half an inch hard, if he’s that big soft, he would definitely be visible thru certain clothe, and as such, very intriguing!

3.5/5, unless I get a new pic in boxers or shorts, not hard, showing the same length! Hehe!!!

I want to give you a word for your dick, instead of a number (for now, anyway), because I think that word will better describe what my first impression was…and that’s what you really want to know, isn’t it? What’s a girl thinkin when she first unzips your pants, slides her hand down into them, and grabs ahold of your cock? I can tell you what I would be thinkin- hopeful. Your cock looks hopeful to me. After I stroke it a few times with my hand to get it nice and hard, then I would pull it out, so as to have a better stroke, and a better view of it. What do I think then? Still hopeful, so I’m going to up my game. I would want to see if that shaft is as smooth as it looks, so I’m going to grab tighter, and stroke, and stroke, and push and pull, as if I’m milking the cum right out of your now throbbing dick, but what do I notice as I’m stroking? That your dick is smooth from bottom to tip, with barely a bump in the road where the shaft meets the head of your dick. Now I think I might investigate more closely, so I lean down to run my tongue up your smooth, white cock, starting at the base of those strawberry colored pubes, slowly up the long path to the tip, briefly running my tongue around that ridge of skin, right before the head of your dick starts. New word! interesting.  That’s a very interesting segue from shaft to head. I think I’ll get up close and personal with it with my tongue, just to feel it out. It becomes more and more interesting to me as I run my tongue around it, over and over. I begin to wonder what such a smooth cock will feel like inside my wet, creamy pussy. Is it long enough? Is it wide enough? It’s certainly pretty enough. So I decide to let you put it inside me. Does that excite you, Chris? I assure you, it will be the tighter, hottest, wettest pussy that you will have ever felt.  Once it’s nice and deep inside me, and you’ve thrusted your dick with all it’s might, I notice yet one more thing! Is that a bend in it! It feels like a rigid snake going in and out of me! INTERESTING!  Hopeful, and interesting…. I wonder what you could do with it for real? 3.5/5

This looks like a very teachable, young dick, and I like!!! Oh, the things I could show you, sweet boy! Let me tell you about a few while I describe why I would choose those things to teach you:

First, I would teach you how to Best utilize the length of that studly cock you have. How experienced are you, sweet boy? I think doggy style might be your #1 position. Your dick is not so long that it’s going to hurt little ole me,yet it would give me the illusion that you are packing a cock straight out of Boogie Nights! (Yes. I’m likely older than you. Like a MILF, baby boy? Because I can teach you so many things!) All you would have to do would be to bend me over and stick that dick of yours up my super wet pussy and let me grind against you until you can’t see straight.

I think your next best position is gonna be some variation of a scissor maneuver with my legs. Your sweet, baby cock isn’t super round, so spreading me apart that way isn’t going to hurt little ole me, either. Most importantly, from this position, I can reach your hands to place them on just the right spot on my clit, and you can work double duty. While you thrust your thin dick in and out of my tight pussy, you can be taught exactly how to please a woman for sure with your fingers. I also notice some bend to your cute little cock. If positioned properly, that bend is going to hit perfectly at my g-spot, so if you work those fingers just right, your sweet cock will feel every muscle in my body tense, and squeeze your dick until you want to scream from pleasure and can’t contain your own urge to cum.

I think I would steer clear of vanilla style, traditional positions, though, baby boy. You will only sell yourself short. You just aren’t rocking a super sick cock that can pull that off! But if you listen to mama, you might still be able to rock a girls world. 3/5

Your dick is perfect. It’s pretty. It’s smooth, without blemishes, no over pronounced veins or ugly moles or birthmarks, and it’s a creamy white that makes me wanna like it! The head of your dick is a bit small compared to the shaft, but that just adds to the cuteness of your package. The head of your pretty cock is nicely colored, and not some ugly shade of purple or blue, like some. I love that. It makes it much easier on my eyes, and that makes me much more likely to show it some tender love and care. You also have a curve to your perfect cock that makes me wonder how I could make that work for me? If I were to straddle you and climb aboard, would it bend toward the front of my slippery wet pussy, and massage me into utter oblivion? Or do I need to climb on top of you backwards? So that it curves into my special spot, and ride you like a bull until we both scream for release? Or maybe you should take me from behind. Could you work that curve to my advantage that way? Or would the up close view of my round, voluptuous ass be too much for you to hold your wad? You would like my ass. It’s very nice. I also have great tits. Maybe I would let you touch them.

Unfortunately, even though your dick is perfect, unblemished, and smooth, I’m only going to be able to give you 3 of 5. While it’s pleasing to the eye, it did not incite in me a desire to be thrown on to the floor and fucked all night long. It doesn’t scream for me to put it in my mouth and suck the fuck out of it until you cum from so deep that you feel it in your asshole. It doesn’t make me wet with just the thought of swallowing it with my warm, satiny tunnel between my legs. Maybe draw a smiley face on it next time? Or wear a bow tie? That might just help make it a panty dropper!