Did you say that your wife left that dick? I mean you… That sound’s absurd surely you must be joking. What does that hefty dick measure in at. This is a seriously long penis. How lucky can a woman be coming home to this every day. I bet she regrets that now. Obviously. The first thing I notice is the length. Is it over a foot? Wow. I bet you can hit all those hard to reach spots with your penis. Which the fact it is also thick will help to hit and massage all those spots as well. Yummy, I bet you have gagged more than one girl with such a mighty package as that. Poor thing is so heavy it looks like it is struggling under its own weight, does it have its own zip code? You seem like a clean well groomed man also. Nice and noticeable head on you. I see no reason any one would ever leave that dick. At least it leaves a chance for all the other girls out there with pussies aching for a dick like this. On to new and better things I think you have a bright future! 4.5/5

OMG I don’t believe that I have ever seen a dick struggle under its OWN weight. Holy shit. That is something definitely worth noting in itself. I am in shock I cannot stop starting at this. For a minute, I thought this was a photo shop gag. No lie. This is a seriously long, really long dick. I think that would stretch this pussy out I am scared, I am intrigued… is this photo shop? I want to know the exact inch count on this… I am so curious. And, man this is one seriously fat dick to. Length and girth now that is a gift right. Sorry to hear your wife obviously didn’t appreciate the fine dick you were offering and will now be suffering without that dick in her life. So for the rest of us and you, it’s all winning! You have so, so much to offer I bet you will be happy and content with all the pussy that comes your way. The head looks big and squishy and delicate all at once. I would love to feel that stroke my insides. A five-star dick right here, congratulations. 5/5