Humilation Rating: Is This Really Even a Cock?

Jenny’s Cock Review:

Dude, how can girls even be into this?! You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks so disgusting and makes me want to throw up from being do damn ugly. I feel bad for the girls in your life. I don’t see how they could do it. The length of your dick is ZERO. Lmao! The thickness of your dick is looking to be just as rough. The head is way too big than the rest of it which is pretty sickening and definitely a turn off for me. You are also uncircumcised which is a super turn off… Yuck. I may have to go puke after this one. Put some damn pants on, I’m sick of looking at that weird thing.

Mary Jayne Review:

Wow. Your package is by far the most pathetic thing that I have ever seen! The length of your shaft is super short, hardly any length at all. How am I suppose to have fun with a tiny nub? That is no fun at all! The tip of your dick is also too big for the rest of it and looks to be the majority of your package. In fact, that really does creep me out! lol.. Not even kidding. You say you have a girlfriend and an ex. I really don’t see how they could be with such. I wouldn’t! If I saw this all the time I would not take you seriously and just laugh at you ALL THE TIME! LOL! Ha Ha Ha! Nice small ass nub though. Definitely not a turn on for me!!

Holly’s Cock Review:

Yaaawn. What a boring dick. So… average. Average length, girth, color… I know your shaved to make it look bigger. I bet with a full bush it’d be camouflaged in the foliage. Fucking this dick would be okay. But you aren’t anywhere near big enough to satisfy a woman. I’m sure plenty of girls pretend to like it but that’s just because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. This is definitely not the weirdest dick I’ve ever seen but it also doesn’t turn me on at all. If I was with a guy and this is what he pulled out, I’d go home and watch tv because that would be more exciting than this pathetic schlong.

Rebekah’s Cock Review:

The head of your dick is way too big for my taste and the girth is not near as thick as I like dicks to be. Not only that but there is absolutely no length to the pole of your dick. I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a tiny dick like yours. I could not be with you with a small dick like that. I would not want to have any kind of sexual encounters with you whatsoever. A dick that small would never please me in any kind of way and I would be very scared to touch it. It freaks me out so bad just looking at it! Lol! SO GROSS!!! I have no problem humiliating a dick when its this tiny. Haha, I’m only being honest about it.

becky

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