Humilation Rating: The Size of an Index Finger?

Jenny’s Cock Review:

Dude, how can girls even be into this?! For you to be marries is fucking baffling to me. You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks so disgusting and makes me want to throw up from being do damn ugly. I feel bad for your life. I don’t see how they could do it. The length of your dick is ZERO. Lmao! The thickness of your dick is looking to be just as rough. The head is way too big than the rest of it which is pretty sickening and definitely a turn off for me. You are also uncircumcised which is a super turn off… Yuck. I may have to go puke after this one. Put some damn pants on, I’m sick of looking at that weird thing. I’m sorry I can’t write more, but it has my stomach turning and my pussy dried up.

jen

Holly’s Cock Review:

Yaaawn. What a boring dick. So… average. Average length, girth, color… I know your shaved to make it look bigger. I bet with a full bush it’d be camouflaged in the foliage. Fucking this dick would be okay. But you aren’t anywhere near big enough to satisfy a woman. I’m sure plenty of girls pretend to like it but that’s just because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. This is definitely not the weirdest dick I’ve ever seen but it also doesn’t turn me on at all. If I was with a guy and this is what he pulled out, I’d go home and watch tv because that would be more exciting than this pathetic schlong. Seriously, like if I felt this through your pants, I would kackle laughing, or I would think it’s your softie? Seriously how did you get a real, warm blooded, breathing woman to marry you? Super pathetic and droopy …. (probably depressed)… yuck!

holly

Rebekah’s Cock Review:

The head of your dick is way too big for my taste and the girth is not near as thick as I like dicks to be. Not only that but there is absolutely no length to the pole of your dick. I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a tiny dick like yours. I could not be with you with a small dick like that. I would not want to have any kind of sexual encounters with you whatsoever. A dick that small would never please me in any kind of way and I would be very scared to touch it. It freaks me out so bad just looking at it! Lol! SO GROSS!!! I have no problem humiliating a dick when its this tiny. Haha, I’m only being honest about it. Even anal, I mean I can stick a finger in my ass and make it feel good, so why would I put this baby married (no idea how) cock in there?

becky

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