Taryn’s Cock Review:

Well hello there Luke, and let the disappointment begin ughhhh!!! I do not even know where to begin! I do not know if I should start with your cock or the underwear. Luke those are some cute panties you have got there. I can definitely see why you are single though! I can only imagine being your girlfriend and coming home to finding better panties than I own haha. I would be worried about you taking off with my panties teehee!. Oh man that cock of yours, I bet fits just perfectly in those panties since its pretty much non existent. Wow I really think I have only seen one cock smaller than yours Luke haha. There is no fantasies of where I would ever even consider wanting to put that thing any where near any of my holes. haha I do not think many woman would really want to fuck you Luke! You have such a teeny tiny pathetic peen Luke! I died laughing at the picture of your cock next a battery hahaha cause who does that? Your small dick would get lost in the tightest of pussies! I really can not get over the fact that you actually sent pictures of yourself in underwear in to be rated bahaha even your ass is very feminine! Upon first seeing your ass I thought it was pictures of a woman then I read the comment and nope man ass! Ha all I can do is shake my head haha!

taryn

Kylie’s Cock Review:

Out of all the things to do with your life Luke you decided it would be a good idea to take pictures of you in woman’s in underwear? I died laughing looking at that. You are correct you are very close to being a female because I honestly thought that I was looking at a chicks ass in panties till I read that you like to wear them hahaha! That tiny little clit I mean cock I bet fits perfectly inside those panties bahaha! But honestly Luke your cock could be mistaken for an overgrown clit! You have such a pathetic excuse of a cock, there is no way you would be able to please any woman in bed with that tiny penis! You are teeny tiny in all categories from length to width even the girth of your cock is so freaking tiny. Ugh like I had to waste time out of my life to look at this! Instead of being able to look at attractive cock and actually get some sort of enjoyment out of this I am stuck rating and looking at your tiny pathetic little cock. You might as well go buy a matching bra set Luke and save everybody the disappointment of your cock! Honestly Luke I do not even know what else I can possible say about your little clit. Ohhhh I did forget about your comparison with the battery and all I have to say about that is wow absolutely pathetic Luke haha!

kylie