Kylie’s Cock Review:

I don’t know what’s worst, your nasty bush or your dick. When I first saw your picture I was wondering what the fuck you were doing in a fur suit with a potato in your lap. It wasn’t until I actually looked at the picture that I realized you were just naked. WTF is up with so much hair!!? Are you part morbid wolf or do you just spend days inside hiding from the world? With a dick like yours I would hide too. What’s blowing my mind right now is that your legs are hairless and smooth. Not a stitch of hair, but you dick is surrounded in disgustingly thick bush. You even went through the stress of hiding your balls!! What the fuck!? At first I didn’t understand why you couldn’t simply drag the razor over the overgrown shrubs you have surrounding your dick, but after looking closely at your package, I see that you were trying to hide it. Which isn’t hard considering your cock is reminding me of the a potato. You have an insanely short dick. Fuckin you would be like getting fingered by a cockroach. Your shaft isn’t even a shaft!! It’s just a tall dick head. You dick head is huge, which is only good when it’s attached to a nice shaft, but your dick head appears to be coming directly out of your balls. That’s another things that’s a huge mind fuck; how the fuck do you have giant balls and no dick at all. That’s ridiculous!! Plus why are you sitting with you dick tucked like that!!?? Let me save you the trouble. There is NO WAY to make you dick look good. You could dip your package in hot glue and hundred dollar bills and it’d still be fucked up. Overall your dick is a mind fucking conundrum. You have a hairless body, no hair on your balls but tuffs of tacky course ass hair around your shaft or what would be a shaft if you actually had one. You dick head is so enormous it appears to be the entire dick. No shaft, just head coming out of your giant balls. Do yourself a favor and keep growing your pubic hair over this disaster so no one can ever see it. Do it for you country. 1/5

kylie