Amanda’s Cock Review:

Luke, I bet you do love being told how pathetic you are and how other men are bigger than you because honestly can you even call yourself a man? I swear that is just an over grown clit dangling between your legs. I honestly do not even know how you could possible having sex. It would feel like someone just tipping it in, slightly teasing but not satisfying at all. It looks like a turtle hiding in a shell but it can not come out because it’s neck is not long enough to reach  out so it is stuck inside its pathetic little turtle shell. That is all that I can think about. Are those woman’s panties in the first picture? Because it really does look like that is what it is. I am supposed to talk about what I would do with your cock with these ratings but honestly I would not touch your cock with a 10 foot pole honestly. I would get nothing out of your cock, there is nothing I want to do with your cock. If we were on a date and I went back home with you and whipped that pathetic thing out I would just grab my stuff and straight up leave. Would not even waste my time trying to pretend to get in to it with you, or even pretend to fake an orgasm. I just would not even attempt anything. I would not even touch it with my tongue. Nope. Nope.5

Mandy

Kensy’s Cock Review:

Luke I can tell you love to be humiliated, you must be pretty used to it by now because holy shit dude you have a small cock! Have you ever had sex before? I find it hard to believe that you would even be able to consider having sex with you sex, because not like you can really penetrate a pussy properly or at all. Most men are at least able to fit inside and you would be able to feel it. Not you, you I would say you could not even feel it if it magically did end up inside of a pussy. Are you wearing woman’s underwear? If so it is very fitting for that over grown clit you have dangling between your legs! Luke, I see that you are dating, I do not see how that works, you must have a really good personality because it is definitely not the dick that keeps your significant other around. Haha then the way that your balls like hold it up is ridiculously funny looking! You would think with you sending in pictures of your junk literally junk you would at least have the common curtesy to shave or trim up your pubes. That would have been the nice thing to do might even help that tiny pathetic thing look at least a little bigger, a little more approachable. I highly doubt it but it sounds good. I am always still amazed at the fact that there are men with tiny cocks like you.

ken

Kylie’s Cock Review:

Haha I always get stuck with the extremely small penises! I swear I never get the big juicy cocks that make my mouth water and my pussy ache to be pounded. Nope I get stuck with small nonexistent cocks. Haha story of my life. Luke the length of your cock is so small I can not tell if I am looking at a penis or just a set of balls. Haha. I can not stop laughing at how ridiculous this is even though it is a small amount of my time, if we were to measure the amount of time it takes me to write this to the length of your cock it would probably be about the same honestly haha but still your cock bores me there is nothing worth wile about it. The fact that you say you are dating surprises the shit out of me. I can not imagine who would want to date you, I know I know the whole its not all about sex but majority of it is and your cock is just not up to par honestly. Not in the way that a man with a bigger cock would be able to satisfy. I am just speaking the honest truth here. Deep down you know that your teeny tiny little cock is just pathetic excuse. That you were born with the wrong body parts because you really just have an over grown clit and ovaries between your legs instead of a cock and balls.

kylie