Oh Brian, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a shaftless, ugly dick like that, then think again! That has got to be the shortest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an ugly dickhead sitting between your legs with a weird shaped, ugly sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a short dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that small of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that fleshy mess that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much floppy fat going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that ugly tiny little stump is attractive! Getting a mouth full of that dick is not my idea of a fun night and that’s all I’d get! Yuck! An ugly, small dick is the worst! So awful and gross! Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? I hope so because no one is going to want your small, lame dick! And don’t get me started on your ball sack. Jeez, it’s pretty sad when it’s uglier than your actual dick! It looks like your balls are all shriveled like an old man’s, leaving your skinny short dick to rot in the gutter! You should lock that dick up in a cage where it belongs and leave it there for the rest of your life! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because your shrunken ball sack is in the way and won’t let your dick even go in! So fucking weird, your are like a scientific anomaly.  Perhaps if you were ever to find a girlfriend, the best option is that she could offer you her belly button as a hole tiny enough to fit your teensy tiny dick inside! Wow, I can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your dick hiding somewhere in that fat pad. I  wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that mini wee wee. What do you want me to do? Take it between my two fingers and jerk it between my finger tips until a tiny blob of useless cum shoots out? How does that pleasure me at all? Yeah, it doesn’t! I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off! Sorry, loser, you get a low rating here!