Jenny’s Cock Review:
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Taryn’s Cock Review:
This cock is so fucking ridiculous I can hardly believe my eyes. You have one of the shortest cocks I have seen in my entire life. How is it even physically possible for this cock to please a vagina. It’s like God wanted you to never feel what its like to have a cock since this joke of a dick is totally useless. It looks like your cock is trying to get away from you… Your cock is giving itself a thumbs down. Who is this cock supposed to impress? Maybe girls who have a fetish for tiny cocks. Then you’d definitely be their first pick. It’s not even the look of it, I just can’t understand how this thing would even make it inside me and I would feel it. It’d also be one thing if you were hung like a horse. But your cock looks like a clitoris with an infection. Your balls are just an addition to the weird as fuck cock – practically non-existent flabs of flesh. The only good thing about your cock is it has no length, so you can’t really see it most times, that has the potential to keep me from laughing at this stupid dick for a couple of seconds. You must get this a lot since you look like puberty stopped as soon as it began! Ooooh Doug… The only way that I could get off on this dick is if I could cum from non-stop laughter. Maybe my clit could somehow vibrate from my roaring cackling I would impulsively do if this cock was right in front of me. I can’t wait to show all my friends so we can laugh together and talk about how fucking ugly your prick is. There is no sex position that includes you that I would think is fucking hot. In fact I’m getting a little sick even thinking of you putting that gross thing anywhere near my body. Fuck, I’m a small girl so I’m not real picky with cocks, but this dick really turns me off to any kind of interest. I’d take Jen’s offer of letting her watch, because just thinking about it is making my panties dry. Good luck getting any with a cock like that. If I saw that cock I would turn around and run.
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