Humiliation Rate: Just Another Chubby Loser Cock

Jenny’s Rating:

What about it turns you on? I for one would be turned off by that fucked up toilet seat, but to each his own right. Your cock is really sad. I don’t dislike your cock, I just feel bad for it. Your dick and body is like the fat kid in kindergarten than everyone avoids. I just want to give a sad look and hand it my Twinkie so that it leaves me alone. Don’t misunderstand what I’m saying though, your cock isn’t fat. In fact the only thing your cock has in common with that chubby loser is that it’s grossly short. When it’s hard it is about average, but since you’re apparently only turned on when shit is coming out of your ass your cock is super short. It must be no bigger than an inch and a half when it’s soft. In fact, your cock is so small that I actually thought it was a bump on your balls in the second picture. It took some focusing (and super zooming in) for me to see that it actually was your cock. Your cock is so small that even with a pussy as tight as mine I wouldn’t feel anything if you were inside of me. You have the perfect tampon cock…only tampons might get offended if I say your cock looks like one. Your dick head looks like the doctor who did your circumcision was drunk and quit halfway through it. You dick head looks insanely fucked up. Butthere’s goes that fat girl look you seem to be pulling off. I say that because under your dick looks like a fat girls roll. And those balls! They actually remind of a dogs balls…but there’s a reason they cut those things off and it has nothing to do with them breeding strays. It’s aesthetics. Your cock is terrible. The closest I’d ever get to letting you fuck me is watching me fuck your best friend who’s cock is most likely bigger than yours. You would come over to my place after I cancelled on our weekly date. As you’re standing outside you notice your best friends car in the driveway and hear the sound of moaning coming from right behind the front door. You walk over to the curtainless window and see your best friend facing away as I’m on my knees with his huge stiff cock in my mouth. I suck on his huge dick head and tongue the hole before running my tongue down his veiny shaft and sucking his deliciously big balls. He grab a fistful of my blonde hair and pulls me up to kiss my mouth covered in his precum. “He’ll be calling soon, we should hurry,” He says as he finger my clit to get my pussy moist. You stand outside unable to move, feeling hurt and betrayed. “No, I want to take our time. I always have to rush with him because his little cock cums so quickly.” He kisses me deep again and slowly pushes me against the wall before kneeling down and sticking his tongue in my tight wet hole. I close my eyes and grind my hips into his mouth running my hands through his hair. I pinch my erect nipples and squeeze my little tits while moaning his name out loud. I tighten my thighs around his head as I squirt juices all over his tongue and mouth. He comes and kisses me deep letting me taste myself off his tongue. He bends me over and thrusts his huge thick cock inside my asshole. I grab my ankles as he fucks my ass hard, the sound of his balls smacking against my clit drowning out the sound of my loud moans, a sound you’ve never heard. You get closer to the window in shock, I never let you fuck my asshole hole. Your shriveled cock could never make the impact like his is. My knees buckle a little as I’m about to cum. He holds me up and shoots cum into my asshole just as I squirt my juices. His thrusts slow as he goes soft and pulls out of my ass. I stand up and kiss him deeply as a thank you. He looks up and sees you looking through the window. I turn and see you also. We all stand still for a beat before I walk over to window. I smile a mischievous grin before closing the curtain. Overall, there isn’t a damn thing redeeming about your cock. It’s short, it’s shriveled, it’s not veiny, nor does it have any girth at all. I wouldn’t fuck you if you paid me $1,000,000. But feel free to give your friend my number. 1.5/5

jen

Erin’s Rating:

What the fuck!? Why are you taking a shit in that photo!? I’m into a lot of weird shit, but I’m not into shit . . . literally. Keep your scat filled fantasies to yourself Ashraf. And since we’re on the topic of keeping things to yourself, you should keep your cock pics to yourself. Your cock is depressing the shit out me, seriously. I kind of want to hug it, but the thought of being near it is making me physically sick. Your cock is like the blob. You’re not exactly sure how it kills people, but you stay the hell away from it just in case. It’s a bit disconcerting that you only get hard when you shit. You have three pics and the only pic where your cock is hard is the one where you’re taking the Browns to the fucked up Super Bowl (seriously what’s the deal with your toilet?). The best picture of your dick is the one where I can barely see it because the focus is off. You cock is tiny, like crazy tiny. I’ve heard of showers and growers but your cock looks like you spend your entire life in a swimming pool. Shrinkage is just a way of life for you and that’s insanely sad. And what’s the deal with your dick head!? Do a blind alcoholic monkey do your circumcision!? It looks like when you went to cut you said, “just take a little off the top”. And that pathetic excuse for a dick head looks more like a self destruct button. That’s just sadly. I would talk about how thick your cock is but I’m sure any girth I’m seeing is pure fat which is terribly sad. Now I’ve heard of hair on top of people’s heads growing in patches, but pubic hair!? It looks like you went to trim your hair bs gave up midway. Or maybe the guy who did you circumcision also shaved your pubic hair. I would never have sex with you, you couldn’t even ask. You know that girl that you spend an hour eating out and fingering only to have her say afterward that she’s not interested in you. That would be exactly what happens between you and I. You’d come over after wining and dining me. We’d be sitting on the couch cuddling. Then you’d slowly start kissing my neck. I throw my head to the side so you won’t kiss me but you slowly make your way and massage my big tits through my shirt. I moan, knowing where this is going. You slowly unbutton my shirt and begin kissing my voluptuous mounds. I moan and run my hands through your hair as you make your way down to my skirt. I lay back on the couch as you lift up my skirt and pull down my panties. I slowly start massaging my tits while you place your head between my thighs. I moan loudly feeling your tongue running up my labia never parting them, just licking them until they’re drenched in your saliva. Then slowly your run your tongue between them, grazing my clit with you tongue running it down to my wet dripping pussy. You roll your tongue back up just as I feel a chill run through my body. With warning you begin sucking my clit holding it in your mouth with your lips while you run your tongue over it. I moan out loud just as your run your tongue down to stick it inside my pussy. Before I can react your start sucking my clit again as your finger my pussy. I cry out in ecstasy as a tremble send an orgasm through my body squirting my juices all on your tongue and fingers. You pull away and start undoing your pants. When your shriveled cock is freed from your jeans I sit up. “I think you should go. It’s getting late.” You stare at me mouth gapped opened as I put my panties back on and usher you to the door. Yeah…I can’t fuck your cock. It would just be a barrage of insults to me to submit myself to that. You short, skinny cock with the patchy pubic hair can’t come anywhere near me. Thanks for the head tough. 1/5