So little panty guy here wanted a honest and sweet review with some subtle humiliation. With a penis like this hun, humiliation is about as honest and subtle as I can get. I mean, how did you nail down a real breathing female? So really the most positivity I can deliver, is your panties are SUPER cute. In fact, I have some very similar, though they are lucky charms, so they have more than just rainbows, but they hug my moist pussy nicely! :) Overall hun, this cock is not doing it for me, so it’s probably not doing it for your wife either. See when we want to get fucked, we want to feel like there is actually a cock inside of us. Your package is basically a shriveled up vienna, with way to much fucking bush for 2025. Seriously? Do you ever watch porn? Do guys still rock a fucking mullet around their dick? I mean you cock is little, small, tiny and you think the best idea is to grow as much thatch down there to completely hide you pathetic little dick? Your penis is small, the length is barely there, I mean it’s not terrible short, but you are under average, which sound like pretty much every you do happens below average. I can just imagine your wife, you know that woman you spend all your money on, have to listen to all the time, and deal with one week a month, that one. It’s funny because she’s out there getting real dick, some guy is rocking a good ole’ fat throbbing cock, pulling it out while your bride spreads her legs open and lets him stretch her until she squirts juices all over his sperm boiling balls… She’s probably nice and tight, since your cock isn’t going to loosen her up, which means he’s going to blow, like a real man, stream after stick stream of semen, deep inside your soulmate, She’ll moan, maybe scream as she feels his seed crash into her cervix, filling her pussy cavity full of cum,… I certainly hope you have her on good birth control, because a big throbbing man will deliver quite the sizeable, fertile load…. ;) So once they are done, he’s blown a hard load, or maybe two inside your wife, they say good night. He gets deprived pussy, you get a moody woman who has no interest in servicing your pathetic cock. So tonight, when you lay three feet apart, and you kiss her good night, there is a good chance, her breath is going to smell of a real man’s dick, as you lock lips, his semen is probably dripping into her panties out of her cunt, reminding her of how good her real man is…. too bad.

Get some lube, looks like you are on your own!