Taryn’s Cock Review:

Wow Alec, so you say you’re single, I mean after seeing this picture of your dick, there is no real surprise here hun…. Have you ever had a woman interested in you after seeing your… penis… if it’s even proper to call this? Because this thing is TIIIIIINNNNNYYY.  Seriously. I don’t even know how you can have sex with this thing. You must be a virgin. Hope you’re at the very least good with your hands. Or you mouth. I’d really practice eating pussy if this is the cock you’re working with. I bet there are midgets with bigger cocks than this. It’s barely even a penis. I’ve seen clits that are bigger. It looks like it got squished. If you whipped this out on a date with me I would call a cab, make you pay for it, and demand that you give me money to go buy a vibrator so I could get off. What a sad looking “dick.”

taryn