Humiliation Rate: Nasty Bush and Sunken Mini Penis…

10382155_1462268717344610_1670519033757455663_nJenny’s Cock Review:

Luke, I really honestly do not know what I could say about your cock that you do not know already, you live with it every day you have to see it on the regular. Compared with your comments of being “Insanely Pathetic”, I think you know just how pathetic your cock is. I can totally believe the fact that you are still a virgin because let us be real with each other for a minute, you and I both know that your cock is too pathetic and small to every please a woman. Haha, you know that as soon as you show a woman your cock she would laugh in your face and decline that she would not even try and be nice and take one for the team. Haha, even if she did decide to take one for the team she still would not be able to feel it. That thing is so tiny even hard, haha  like most the time men with small penises have something when they get little bit of length, girth, or  width, you have none of these things even hard which mean she would not even be able to feel it. The head of your cock is probably the biggest thing on your penis and honestly you penis is probably the size of my thumb if that. I have not been able to keep a straight face the whole time I have been writing this. I can not contain my laughter at how small your cock is haha. 0/5

jen

Taryn’s Cock Review:

I mean really, just take a look at that first picture. It’s just sunken in there, looking all sad and mopey, using that little sack like a pillow. It’s almost like it’s sulking! Well, I’d probably sulk too. All that unsightly bush feeling like sandpaper, stuck inside an over-sized turtleneck looking all crinkled. It’s just so damn small in that little cage! Now, I love playing with balls, sucking on ’em, fondling ’em, but yours barely even hang. Like they’re trying to crawl back into your body; are they ashamed too? Now let’s take a peek at that second picture. I suppose it’s an improvement, but damn honey, it’s still just laying there. Plump enough, maybe, but no detail at all. No lush veins, no sexy ridges, nothing. What am I supposed to lavish attention on if it’s just got nothing to catch my eye? And the head! All round like a ball stuck on a stick. Honestly, I’m not sure what I’m expected to do with this. This package looks so limp and pale that I’ve just drawn a blank. Maybe check it for a pulse?

taryn

 

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