Taryn’s Cock Review:
That thing barely wouldn’t even fit in my hand. Like seriously, what the fuck? Why would you think that anyone wants to look at that ugly wrinkly head of yours. Your cock isn’t the shortest thing that I have ever seen, but it’s definitely one of the smaller ones. You poor guy, I mean seriously. Poor you, cursed with such a small dick. I bet it takes no effort at all to get that little dick there. But the real question here is: could you get me there? The answer is I don’t think so. I don’t think that this little guy could do much for me at all. I’m debating whether or not it would even reach my tight little pussy. Why would you think that I would want to see a cock like this. It’s not even that nice to look at. You poor guy. I don’t know how else to feel about this cock other than pity. It’s just pitiful. I’m blown away you are single! Not! If you have had one has she laughed at your cock? It would be funny if she says to you “no, honey, it’s the perfect size” hahaha good luck, bro. … .gross!
taryn
Kylie’s Cock Review:
Well, let’s just say that this rate could be a lot worse. I think that your cock might have some nice qualities, but it doesn’t look like you are even fully hard. Quite frankly, your cock looks downright pathetic. I mean, it’s barely longer than your hand is wide. That’s a little sad. There are guys that have it worse than you, but this picture isn’t flattering at all. Your ugly little cock almost made me gag. I don’t understand why you would even take a picture of your dick if it looks like this. UGH why would you want to torture me by making me look at this ugly fucking cock. yuck. Don’t tell me that you send this to any girls that you actually like because they would probably get a good laugh and never talk to you again. Haha I know that I would. I’m not a mean natured person, but if you can’t please me in the bedroom, boy bye. I feel sorry for the girls that are unlucky enough to have to go down on your cock, because if they are willing enough to go down on you, then you must not show them your cock before, because this isn’t a cock I would want to go down on.
kylie
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