Jenny’s Cock Review: I can barley stand to look at your pathetic dick. First off your balls look like two little shriveled up prunes. I wouldn’t touch those with my mouth or even my hands. It is no surprise you are hairy and gross, is that a fucking mane around your cock? You look out of shape and like someone I would never fuck. I try to avoid guys like you, hell I would run. Even if you wanted me to be nice I am not sure what I could say many good things about you. With your short and skinny dick you would only, maybe, be good for anal. But I wouldn’t let you near me, I am far to hot for you. Your tiny little vein on the side looks like a parasite of some kind. Try going to a bar and picking up the fattest and most desperate trick you can find. No one with any standards would have sex with you once they saw that cock, if that is what you could call it. I still can’t get over how little and gross you ball sack is. They look like two little deflated balloons. Do they even work? Two pumps and a quiver is about all to expect from you. I am having more fun making fun of you then I ever would letting you put that fucked up looking weenie in me. I assume you don’t have a lot of experience under your belt, so just the sight of my perky tits, and sweet little ass would probably make you cum. A total waste of my time. I might have fun teasing you and letting you touch me, 50% to laugh and 50% out of pity. I would have a fun time telling my friends about you and making fun of you. You make even the most average and normal cock look like a rock star. I give you -6 out of 5 stars. Shave, get some enlarging pills and try not to show anyone you nasty balls and you might get someone to play with you. Just not me…ewwww.
yawn, jenny
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June 18, 2014 at 6:41 PM
What bout u Stephanie
June 19, 2014 at 10:42 AM
I agree with Jenny, your whole package is just gross. In the first pic you look like your maybe 4 inches long (bordering on useless), the second pic shows your two little M&Ms in this huge wrinkly sac, and then in the last pic we see your pencil skinny shaft. I would definitely steer clear of this one. Sorry.
June 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM
Can you do mine, Stephanie?
https://honestdickrate.com/baby-this-big-cock-is-like-sweet-tea-in-the-summer-sun/
June 19, 2014 at 7:56 PM
U don’t think u would feel me if we fucked
June 20, 2014 at 9:30 AM
No because I don’t let guys with tiny cocks fuck me, so no I would not feel you.
June 25, 2014 at 1:24 AM
What if I shaved
June 29, 2014 at 9:41 PM
Then you would just have a shaved tiny cock LOL
July 6, 2014 at 7:14 PM
What u think jill
July 7, 2014 at 5:05 AM
What a joke for a dick
July 15, 2014 at 12:38 PM
Christy please rate your opinion on my page
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November 26, 2014 at 6:11 PM
U really think it’s tiny …too short or too skinny
December 12, 2014 at 4:38 PM
Why is it a joke