Taryn’s Cock Review:

Oh my God, are you serious?! I’ve never seen a more pathetic cock than yours. If you want to dignify it with the title of a cock. That’s closer to a pussy if you ask me. Trust me, no girl would ever attempt to fuck that because it would be a waste of her time! How are you married? Was that a typo??? That wouldn’t even go past her pussy lips!! That poor, sad excuse for a dick probably wouldn’t even make it past my teeth! What the fuck kind of sick joke would it be to get me all the way home before telling me that you’ve got a pussy where your cock should be. Not even that, a pussy would be more fun to play with than that thing. I probably couldn’t do anything other than laugh. Seriously though, thanks for the laugh!! I can’t believe you would want to post this publicly. It’s so tiny! I could just name this one little squishy. It reminds me of a little red button. I just wanna push it in and see how long it takes for it to pop back out to normal size. Trent f you’re hard in all of these pics, does it just go back up inside of you when you’re soft? OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

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Kensy’s Cock Review:

Trent if you took me home and “pulled” this out…first of all, how would you pull this out? There is nothing to pull here! You would need a pair of tweezers to jerk that little thing off. How do you masturbate? You would have to have tiny hands just be able to use your fingers. How is it even possible for you to have a dick so small?! Even more crazy, how do you have a wife!?!?!?! Do you let her get real dick somewhere else?There is no way any girl would be happy with you. You would have to have an outstanding personality to make up for a disgrace like that. In fact, I don’t even think a great personality will make up for a cock so small. No woman in her right mind would settle down with someone with such a sad excuse for man. You’re hard in all of those pictures? I regret wasting my time scrolling through them. How could you pleasure me with a cock like that?!  You better be damn good with your mouth and hands if you’ve pulled me into your apartment this much, you better at least be able to make me cum somehow. This is just pathetic.

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Kylie’s Cock Review:

Wait, let me go get my magnifying glass before I start my rating… Wait, that doesn’t help. Now I can just get an up close look at how pathetic you look. Is that a penis? Surely not. It’s so small. It looks like a button that I wanna push in with my finger and see how long it takes to pop back up. Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. How can anyone take you seriously in the bedroom, let alone a wife!? Is she a figment of your imagination? It’s so small that I don’t even know what to do with it. I’m not even sure I could get it in my mouth because it’s so small. I’m glad you didn’t actually take me home, because I can’t think of a bigger let down than rubbing against your pants and not even feeling a bulge to pulling down your pants to reveal this. You say “pull” out, but I don’t think you could pull that little pathetic cock out of anything, and I’m sure you won’t be anytime soon. How do you jerk off? It’s so short I don’t even think your fingers would be able to stroke it. Tweezers maybe? I’m moving on now. I’d rather spend my time looking at real men.

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Lucy’s Cock Review:

HA! Awww Trent hunny,  I know why they sent your pathetic little cock to me since I love such big cock and yours is far from anything I would be caught dead looking at if I didn’t have to. Why would you force us to look at such a pathetic cock? I cannot believe I have to look at this. It’s so small! I wish I could see it in person! I would like to compare it to the size of my pinky toe!!! Hahaha! I really needed a good laugh today, and yours surely didn’t disappoint in that category, even though it is sure to disappoint in every other one. Do you seriously have a wife?? Is she celibate? I feel so sorry for her. Do you at least offer her to find a real man with a big ole’ cock to fill your wife’s bored pussy? If you were to take me home without warning me, I would be very pissed. I better have gotten a damn good meal, some really good conversation, and if I’ve wasted this much of my time, I would like to be able to cum too. I really hope you at least know a little bit about what you’re doing with your hands. I’m done looking at this pathetic dick now.

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