Amanda’s Cock Review:

For fucks sake this is the shit that I get to rate? Other girls on here are get big sexy dicks that make them wet and get them excited. I get this fucking shit? I mean why? Why would you send a smoking hot college girl and nightmare of a dick pic like this. I mean I’ve gotten some unsolicited dick pics before, but fuck, we actually solicit, so I guess it’s not wrong for you to send it, but no…. wait. It most definitely is wrong for that cock to ever be seen in public, or even by accident by your doctor. Speaking of, do you still go to your pediatrician, because that is still a baby dick. Maybe go to a urologist and see if they can figure out where you go damn shaft went…. I mean Luke, it’s not there, you don’t have a shaft. I’ve never seen something so sad, yet absolutely disgusting before! You know how like milk companies fought for place that make like almond milk, not to be allowed to call it “milk”, well I think dudes with real dicks everywhere should come together and start a petition for you too not be allowed to call what you have, any form of the word for penis. And no, us girls aren’t going to allow you to call it an enlarged clit either. This is fucked up, This is some messed up shit Luke, this thing you have barely emerging from your body really is a disaster!

Mandy