Amanda’s Cock Review:

Oh that’s unfortunate. I didn’t expect to see this cock when I opened your pictures. Oh, bless your heart. How in the world do you please anyone? You know your cock is below average in every category, I’m sure, so I don’t need to tell you myself, but since you asked for it I guess I should. Your cock is shorter than average. Like you bring short guys up in average!  It seems like it’s going to suck back up into your body. Which, not to be rude, but is pretty disgusting. Your cock is like a sad, little wrinkled piece of skin. I don’t even think you can call this a cock. I’ve always been curious how guys like you jack off. I mean, do you just use two fingers and hope for the best, or do you have to find something little to jack yourself with? I don’t know how a guy like you could please a girl. I know I wouldn’t be able to get any pleasure from a cock like that. I bet you have a glowing personality, though. How would anyone even do anything for you in the bedroom? Your mouth would have to be the star of the show!

Mandy

Taryn’s Cock Review:

Alright, your cock is pretty bad, I can’t lie. Your cock is smaller than average (OBVIOUSLY!) I hope you didn’t send your pictures in to make yourself feel better. hahahaha, that’s pretty funny to think about. I’m going to have to be a little mean to make this an honest rate. Your cock is terrible. I don’t see anything appealing about your cock itself, but your sack is even worse. The money is the most attractive things about these pictures. You should really consider becoming a priest, but then again, I can see why you wouldn’t since you probably don’t see much action with that little thing. Your cock is so tiny. I would like to see a cock like yours in person so I can compare the size of it to one of my thin, little fingers. What do you even do with that thing? You couldn’t reach a pussy, even on the smallest girl you would have a hard time. How do you get so cursed? Have you even had a girl stay faithful to that little cock? You would have to learn quite a few tricks to keep anyone around.

taryn

Kensy’s Cock Review:

I think it could be a lot worse, but you really got the shit end of the stick, who am I kidding this might be the worse I’ve ever seen. Your cock is disgusting. You didn’t even take the time to make it look a little easier on the eyes or anything before sending it in. Although, it would have taken a miracle to make this cock look good. I can’t believe that guys like you get so unlucky to have such a small cock. Just know that you aren’t alone. You would have to have quite a few tricks up your sleeve to make up for your really tiny cock. With this cock, you might as well be celibate, because there is no way you could even think about fucking a pussy. Even on a small girl like me, I don’t think your cock would reach me. I’ve never seen a cock as small as yours in person. I kinda wish I could just to say that I have. I bet I could measure the length with my pinky finger! Its so wrinkly and yucky. Are you happy with having a cock like that? Your cock is so little and gross. I feel kind of sorry for you because if I were your girlfriend, I wouldn’t be able to be faithful.

ken

Kylie’s Cock Review:

Wow, can someone hand me my magnifying glass so I can get a better look at this tiny cock! Oh, gross, never mind. This little wrinkly cock doesn’t need any magnification. It just makes looking at it that much worse. I’m sorry about your bad luck, though. Sincerely. Looking at pictures of your cock, make me as a girl thankful that I have never seen such a little cock in person. I don’t know what I would do if a guy came out with this cock. I mean, what could you do? There isn’t anything that this cock could do for me, nor could I do anything to it. Hmmm, I could think of a couple of ways to have fun with you, but not with your cock. If you can use your imagination, you can imagine what I am thinking about too. It’s something I could really get behind. I’m a freaky girl and that’s something I’ve never tried that I have always secretly wanted to. Your cock is so small and pathetic though. I would hope that We could keep that thing hidden somehow. My pussy has never been dryer.

kylie

Lucy’s Cock Review:

Oh dear Andrew. This is really bad. I usually have to get inventive when humiliating someone’s dick, but this thing come with the title written. I mean I’ve seen small guys, I’ve seen short guys, but never have I ever seen a shaft-less guy. You literally never grew a shaft. I can’t stop giggling, because this has hilarious meme written all over it. Or maybe a porn parody of the man who has no shaft. Even without a shaft, you really got nothing. I don’t even seen a set of balls worth while on you!!! And a tiiiiny little dick head. Do you happen to have breasts or feelings that you might actually be a female?? I just can imagine a man with testosterone maintaining a cock this small, it’s like a scientific nightmare! There are some people out there that don’t like sexual gratification, and that might be who you need to find, be cause your reproductive organ is not very productive!

lucy