This guy requested to be humiliated.

What and the fuck is this, and why has my life become a life of looking at pathetic cocks that make my pussy dry to a crisp, and thus losing all interest in having sex. Yes, your dick is so bad, that you may have forced me to become a pussy eating, lip slurping lesbian. Do you like that? Does that make you so hard you almost get a 2 inch cock? Fucking unreal. Seriously, it looks like you have 2 inches of shaft? My poodle has more cock than you too offer… a poodle! When you are at a bar or club, do you even attempt to interest a woman? I mean this dick obviously isn’t going to… Have you ever been lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place and get to the point where she rips off your pants anticipating a big throbbing member to satisfy her throbbing, horny pussy for one night, just for her to find out her toothbrush will do just fine before she walks out cackling that god himself could be so cruel to give you a little baby cock… Your girth not impressive and I really don’t even if your cock has a cock head. The only thing keep my pussy from closing up shop, is there is hope that my chap stick container could bring to climax before this little nub could. You wanted a sex position? Um… well I don’t think any position is going to include a woman, but if you do on craigslist, there are creepy old men that will meet your in a gas station bathroom and suck you off, regardless. This is the only way you are going to get another living and breathing human being to play with your little penis. Yawn….

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