What the fuck do you call that thing? That fucking monster is ridiculous. I don’t know what you expect me to do with that, but there’s no way I’d let you near me with that. You’d fuck me to death. You’d at least cause severe organ damage, there’s no way, stay the fuck away from me. Jesus fucking christ are you part goddamn elephant, I can tell you exactly which part. How does this even exist? Did you fall asleep with your cock pump left on full suck? Or were you born with that? I bet you made your dad feel immediately inadequate when you came out. Have you ever managed to fuck someone with that thing? You probably gave them a fucking aneurysm. You could probably only fuck yetis with that. The only vagina in the world big enough for that stupid thing belongs to lady Bigfoot. For fucks sake, fine. Maybe I want to try it out, but on my terms. I’d want you to lie on your back and I’d squat on top of you. I’d slowly lower myself onto your cock, but probably wouldn’t even make it half way down. I’d still be half standing up by the time I’d run out of vagina space and then what am I supposed to do? I could sort of bob up and down but it’d be uncomfortable and hard work. You could fuck me.. HAH! Yeah right there’s no way I’m letting that happen, you’d fuck up my uterus. I’m still in college, maybe I want kids someday! That means I’d probably just have to get myself off. I’d probably just flick the bean with you inside me until I come, then leave you to deal with… that thing. Because really, you can’t expect any woman to have to deal with that. It’s just stupid. Anyway those are my thoughts on your dumb big dick. It’s just too much, no one should have to take it, it is an abomination and should only exist on mythical creatures and in conspiracy theories.