Jenny’s Humiliation Review:
This cock of yours look like an old ripe banana hanging loosing from a swaying palm tree. I mean honestly hun, why send me a pathetic pic of your soft cock? Because you realized that any way you put it, your cock is gonna be disappointing? That boner pic? Please. All it does is show me that you have a Slim Jim dick… This cock is so thin you could probably fit 5 of those in me and I’d still have room to fist myself. How am I supposed to get off on this cock? I want a thick as fuck meaty fuck rod.. not something that resembles a poor mans Christmas stocking. Look at that dick head… It’s like XXS put on a L cock like a fucking dunce cap. Sure, I’d fuck this skinny pole, but like I said, wouldn’t dream of being able to get off on this pathetic cock. This cock is gonna have to go in my tight asshole…. That’ll be the only way I’d even be able to slightly feel this cock inside me. We wouldn’t even need lube for this cock… I’ll just sit my tight ass around it while you pump into me… You like that tight ass around your cock? You deserve that tight ass hunny…. fuck that tight ass… it’s probably the only chance you’ll have to fuck a hole this nice. I’ve never sat on a cock so ugly though… There’s no way though that this cock could get me off… Maybe if you take that chubby soft cock and rub it on my clit… rub that brown lumpy sack on my clit… watch me hump your pathetic little balls… am I getting you turned on over there? Don’t get it twisted… I’m not getting off on your cock… I’m getting off at how ugly this cock is and how I’m just gonna use it like a fucking sex doll….
jen
Erin’s Cuckol Review:
Hey Chass honey… You know what is the most boring thing I have ever seen? This long skinny cock of yours. Sure, you’ve got a long dong. But at what price? I’ll tell you what price. You have one of the thinnest cocks ever dude… This cock could be served in a Happy Meal… A French fry cock. This cock is like a palm tree where your balls are just tiny unripened coconuts. My 14 year old brother has a thicker, more impressive cock than this. I mean this shit is weak as fuck. I do like a long cock… I like a long cock to stroke my gspot while I grind on it… But what am I supposed to do with this girth honey? Houston… we have a problem… Also what the fuck is up with that limp dick pic… You trying to pass off this cock as fat? Who are you fooling babe… I’m an expert on cocks… And my expert opinion is that this cock is one thin fucking lizzy… If anything, this cock is setting me up for disappointment. I’m gonna need like three of these pathetic dicks just to feel stuffed… And I usually don’t ask for much girth. I’d be scared to fuck this cock though.. I’m a pretty strong girl… This cock might snap right in half like a weak twig if I rode it like I want to… this cock needs to go back to school and grow some more… Get back to me when this cock could stand up to some sex…
erin
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