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Soooo let’s get the good out there. I would agree with your wife, it’s fucking skinny and droopy and nasty! I’m just so confused as too why she married some dude with a dick like this. I love a curve, but like a fucking raging curve upward. What in the actual fuck is this thing. It’s like your penis is the depressed flamingo or something! Honestly it’s so skinny, you are barely going to spread my pussy out, and that is saying something, because I get many compliments about just how tight my pussy is. I mean when I started experimenting I used a brush handle about the thickness of your dick, and when I was a virgin I thought it felt great, buuuut literally this dick is like a fucking broken finger. Yuck. I’ve seen some weird dicks, weird shapes, super small, but I can’t recall a time (unless there was no length) when there was a cock that would work going anal. I don’t take huge dicks up the ass. I mean, I’m a horny girl, and I like to play, so your dick would get NO attention in or even around my pussy, my pussy is for dicks that can make me cum and cum hard. I’d bend over offering my super tight asshole and let you penetrate, but it’s only because I want to laugh when I don’t feel it, and laugh even harder because I assume that even the sight of my grade a asshole and pussy will have that baby cock losing it’s little load within seconds… Your poor wife.

mandy