Jenny’s Cock Review:
Ummmm WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS?? This is like an optical illusion. I was going to assume that you tucked them but your legs are parted so maybe not. A man with no balls, how sad, because I’m not sure if that makes you a man at all. When you make threats and they to a person and they say “you don’t have the balls” it will literally be true. You can’t be a very adventurous person because you just don’t have it in you, it’s physically impossibly. When God was handing out balls did you go for a bathroom break? The foreskin of your cock… LOL it’s not that your foreskin is small it’s that it completely envelopes your small cock to the point where a woman would wonder if there was anything at all..I want to drop a penny down there just to see if I can hear it land. It looks like a never ending well of nothingness. When your cock finally does begin to make an appearance, the view is well… tremendously underwhelming. It’s a looks like child boy trying his hardest to be a man but it will never quite add up. You wear panties? You are seriously connected with where you stand as a man, just one oversized clitirous. I would assume that you were a woman who hasn’t completed her surgery yet. It’s not that I have a problem with that, I just don’t like being tricked! And your cock is bumpy… and not in a veiny sexy way. Probably a result of too much jacking off because your hand is your only willing participant. I would imagine that one of your arms is a lot more muscular than the other. What would I do to this cock? When I’m having a bad day I would flick it in frustration and watch that pink cock head turn red. I would put it in chastity and allow you to service me with your mouth because I’m not allowing you to fuck me with that.
jen
Kensy’s Cock Review:
Wow… sooo I’m normally not real picky on the length of a dick, I’m more about the girth, but this is just fucked up. I mean, what and the fuck is a woman suppose to do with this. Your length is that of a fucking woodchuck! I’ve never seen a woodchucks dick, but I assume it’s probably about the same size…. See a woman has needs, we have nerves. Now these nerves are picky as well they are very deep inside our amazing pussies, but a pussy needs a man, and a man needs a man sized dick. This dick is not man sized, this is a midget cock, and a disappointing midget penis at that. This cock is not made for vaginal sex, at best it might be a pathetic ass plug… Hmmm, I don’t know the feeling of a dick pushing through my anal threshold feels great knowing that cock is going to penetrate deep inside of me, obviously even anally you aren’t going to impress me. Ouch.
As far as a sex position for you cock… well it’s going to be in front of your computer. Log into some cam site and show women this short dick. Let them laugh, point, cover their mouths in embarrassment. Enjoy the attention even if it’s negative, more than likely it’s the only response you are going to get from warm blooded human females…. Jerk that little cock hard with your index and thumb, and if you have the ability, shoot your little sperm load, or should I say dribble…?
God was cruel with this one… good luck with whatever the fuck he blessed you with….
ken
Lucy’s Cock Review:
For a minute I was considering throwing this one out, because my rules clearly state that you need to be hard when you send a picture in to me. And then I realized that you ARE hard. I started laughing so hard that I almost couldn’t write this! First off, you are a fat fuck with a gut that fucking hides your little tallywinkle…. Fucking ridiculous. Go on a diet, have some self respect. I’ve seen baby carrots bigger than you, and that is just sad. You I did appreciate the AA and panties photo. It really makes you seem all the more pathetic. You know you have nothing to offer and love to self depreciate your sexual offerings. I wouldn’t know what to do if I went home with a guy and he dropped his pants to reveal this little joke. I don’t know how you would have sex, she’d hardly be able to feel anything at all, and oral would be easier than eating a hot dog! I suggest you do everything you can to keep your panties collection strong, because this might be the correct route for you!!
lucy
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