HUMILIATION REVIEW: This Nub Is Freakin’ Hilarious…
HUMILIATION REVIEW: SUBMITTER REQUESTED I GIVE A HUMILIATING REVIEW OF HIS COCK:
Hehehe, well hunny, um wow, you’ve rendered me speechless for just about all the right reasons? Seriously, this is what you call a big dick? I’m going to have to be brutally honest, most all women are going to this an enlarged clitorous…. OMG is it? Fuck that would be so nasty if you were some weird hermaphrodite… Your length is pathetic, my pussy is know for being high school tight, and I’m not sure any of the dicks on got in high school were that small… this is just pathetic. Your have no girth, and that head, well what is “suppose” to be a head is freakish looking, it’s not even to shape or size…. I’m so confused why you would want a dick like this shown to the world. Seriously what did the first chick who seen this say, did she run out of the fucking room laughing. This is bad baby, I hope you are good with your tongue because this cock belongs on a little boy… My panties are so dry they are cracking…. good luck….
jenny
LET ME RATE THAT SEXY COCK OR CUM SHOT OF YOURS!
I can keep it private or post it up on my blog for all those horny ladies to see!
Oh WOW, that is your actual HARD dick. I mean most guys post a soft dick for their humiliation but your’s is actually hard. So that is the best you’ve got…all 2.5 inches. Well fucking my pussy is definitely out of the question unless you like playing the “are you in” game followed by the “you fell out again” game. Now I don’t mind small guys because I enjoy anal play so anytime I have a guy that doesn’t have the size to meet the mark I just turn around and give him my ass however, in your case all I would be able to do is sit on it. If I even tried to get some friction going you would pop out every time. A dick like this would frustrate the hell out of me. Here’s my free advice for you, buy a strap on to use on whatever girl you manage to get and expect only blow job and hand…well finger jobs.
April 20, 2013 at 10:03 AM
Aha
June 19, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Oh WOW, that is your actual HARD dick. I mean most guys post a soft dick for their humiliation but your’s is actually hard. So that is the best you’ve got…all 2.5 inches. Well fucking my pussy is definitely out of the question unless you like playing the “are you in” game followed by the “you fell out again” game. Now I don’t mind small guys because I enjoy anal play so anytime I have a guy that doesn’t have the size to meet the mark I just turn around and give him my ass however, in your case all I would be able to do is sit on it. If I even tried to get some friction going you would pop out every time. A dick like this would frustrate the hell out of me. Here’s my free advice for you, buy a strap on to use on whatever girl you manage to get and expect only blow job and hand…well finger jobs.