HUMILIATION REVIEW: SUBMITTER REQUESTED I GIVE A HUMILIATING REVIEW OF HIS COCK:

Well baby, thank you for your submission, it helps remind me that there are really pathetic cocks out there. This is a great one to post to the site, it will help all my followers feel better about their cock. Hehe there is always some one out there that has it worse than you, aaaaand I’m thinking this is probably you. Like you are the worse off guy…. So yeah, your length is not going to penetrate a woman, like maybe you can jamb your nub into my pussy lips and I may or may not fall asleep… just don’t cum on my lips if you can, nothing is worse that a little body spraying his gunk on me when he can’t even get me to get off with his dick. Seriously, like a  fleshlight probably gets pissed you pull this dick up for service. Deep throat? Hehe, I suppose the term with you would be shallow mouth that fucker… The best position I could suggest for you is to still in the corner and jack that pathetic little penis, while I lay on the bed and plow myself with a big fat dildo, cumming had, thinking of any dick but yours. Good luck sweety, you are going to need that and about 5 inches of miracle….