What in the actual fuck is going on here!?!?!?!? Seriously this is the most messed up fucking thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Like I’ve seen deformed cocks, crazy foreskin, no shaft, but nothing…. absolutely nothing in this realm. Hunny you in my book are rocking the most disturbing cock that I’ve ever seen. I just don’t even know how this is humanly possible, does your cock not have any flesh inside of it? Ahhhhh! It’s fucking freaking me out. I mean I’ve played with flaccid cocks before, and flaccid cocks don’t do this, this is completely NOT normal. It’s absolutely no surprise that you are single as fuck. Have you ever tried to get intimate with a lady? Did she kill herself when she seen this thing in person? I mean it’s seriously a nightmare. Look, the best thing a woman can find is a guy that is rock fucking hard. Even a guy who gets hard, but not real hard is decent, it’s going to enter my tight gorgeous , spread me wide and slide right in, get me wet make me cum, and then a nice hard cock will pretty much blow hard deep inside me, because it has the ability. So you ask could we fuck with it? Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha! Hunny there isn’t a chance in hell that cock is going to satisfy a pussy. I’m tight, like virgin tight. It takes some real pressure to spread my slit and get in, your cock is literally going to swirl up like a fucking tape measure or something.  Here is the thing though. I feel so bad for you. This dick is going to the basis of every woman’s sex story. You will be the laughing stock and their go to sex night mare. So I feel like masturbation is all you have to work with, and I mean masturbation with yourself, if I touched it I would vomit in your lap. With that said, I’d get naked in front of you and let you watch my gorgeous body get fucked by a real, steel hard cocked man….. Kinda like this video…

-Jenny