Taryn’s Cock Review:

Lol am I being punked? There is no way that you are able to function with this faulty piece of equipment. When you pee, do you dribble it on your balls. You stand so elegant with your legs closed like a proper lady, it’s cute really. I can’t say that I remember any other men sending me a photo of themselves with their legs clothes, it’s like the bitch in you is trying to come out. It’s time for you to admit to yourself and to the world what you actually are…a bitch. You only have a head and a set of balls. The fucked up part about it all is that you have a really nice sized head but it can’t do absolutely anything, it’s completely pointless, unless you want to scissor a girl like a lesbian. That’s what you should start identifying as, a lesbian… that way a woman will have a clear sexual indication of what she’s getting. I would be absolutely pissed and a little tickled if you pulled your pants down and this is what I saw. You are the “amazing shaftless cock”… hehe.  You won’t even be able to grind against a woman’s pussy because your stomach is in the way. Poor thing, when you’re trying to get off do you just rub it the way a woman rubs her clit? You probably have a vibrator in your drawer..lol.

I think you already know what position I would put you in, it’s the only one in which you’re actually useful. You can get on your knees and service my pussy with your mouth, hopefully it can do the job that your cockhead can’t do.  A man with a dick like yours should have the most amazing mouth ever because of the amount of action that it gets. So I’m excited to figure out what it can do…. on my own terms of course.

This is called the Riding the South Face sex position.

After I’ve had a good giggle at your lack of a shaft, you’ll beg me not to walk out and leave. As I’m heading towards the door you give me the option to ride your face. Since I don’t want all of my time to be completely wasted, I decide that this is a good option.  I demand to ride your face and you happily oblige my request.  You lay down on the bed naked, and I get undressed. You see my perfect tight body and your shaftless dick hardens in response. Your cock head is standing at attention like an enlarged clit. I climb atop your face and lower my pussy onto your mouth. You slowly lick my sensitive folds before probing your tongue inside. Growing impatient I demand that you stick your tongue out while I grind mercilessly against your mouth. You can hear my moans of pleasure as my juices coat your face. You make me feel so good that I take pity on your throbbing cockhead. I lick my raise up off of your and stick my four fingers into your mouth. Get them wet for me bitch. You coat them in your saliva and I mount your face again. I reach down and rub your head the same way that I would rub a sensitive clit. Rubbing in a nice circular motion. Your tongue concentrates on my clit and I explode on your face. I rub more vigorously and you dribble your pathetic cum onto your thighs and balls.

taryn