I look at your pictures and first I think – WOW. But a long WOW, like imagine me saying it with several Os in the middle. WOOOOOOOOW. Are you sure that this is even a dick? Like.. can you even pee with that tiny thing? It literally is hiding in your testicles – which are also normal size but look ginormous when compared to your teeny weeny peeny. Should I even call it that? Maybe it’s just a P because it’s so short it doesn’t deserve more than one letter in its name. So normally in my reviews, I rate dicks according to length and width, but honestly I can’t really do that. First of all, where is your shaft? Like it looks like someone hot glued a mushroom tip onto your balls. The only reason anyone could ever call it a dick is that you said it is one! I’m sorry, I can’t help but chuckle to myself as I write this.I have honestly never seen something as tiny, as small and weirdly shaped in my entire time rating cocks. Can you even please a woman with that thing? I sure hope you know how to use your tongue…also, is it possible that my vagina got DRIER from looking at this, because I am whatever the opposite of turned on it. It’s a fucking desert down there just from looking at your ..thing.  But seriously, in rating for length it’s like a -1, rating for width…well surprisingly it looks wider than your finger so I’ll give you a 0.5 for width. The tip looks like a penis tip, so congrats on having the bare minimum, I’ll give you 1 for that. So out of 5: -1 + 0.5 + 1 = 0.5/5 overall rating (wow, that’s more than I thought it would be!)