Wow is that a belly button you’re showing me? That cannot even be called a dick! It is the smallest most ugly pathetic looking sick I have ever seen! How in the world do you ever think a woman would love you with a puny little sick like that? Only in your wildest dreams would that even be a possibility! No woman will ever want to be near you with the likes of that shrimp dick! Seriously, how has no one ever taught you that manscaping is a huge important thing to do? You just leave all that bush there for a woman to choke on while she’s trying to suck that teeny little nub? How disgusting and pathetic of you! That dick should be cut off and put in the trash where it belongs! You have no hope of ever having a love life….unless it is with yourself and your two little fingers trying to jerk off that puny thing! I bet you can’t even jerk off bc that dick is so small! How does it even fit into your fingers? There isn’t even enough to grab with your fingers! What a fucking loser you must be and you must be so sad every day knowing you are destined to be alone for the rest of your life, pining after the love you will never know of! Oh my god I laugh at the sight of that little pencil eraser and would love to tweak it like a little nipple and laugh hysterically at the pathetic way you are. I bet my own clit is bigger than that teeny dick! If you ever get a girlfriend don’t get too comfortable because she will not stay around for long! The minute she gets one look at that teeny blob, she will run the other direction! But not before she gets a picture of it. Because you know what she will do? She will take that picture, show all her friends and have them dying laughing over what a loser you are that she almost hooked up with. Then she will post it all over the internet for the world to see the ugliest, tiniest dick ever! The whole world will be blasting that pathetic dick everywhere to allow everyone to enjoy the best laugh at your expense! Another thing that could happen if you ever get a woman and she sees what a loser you are is she will call her other real man with a real giant cock and make him fuck her right in front of you! That way you have to watch and see how a real cock fucks a woman. Something you will never personally know with that loser dick of yours! Imagine sitting in the corner trying to wank your tiny dick off while your woman was screaming and moaning in pleasure as a real man fucked the shit out of her with his amazing cock! What a sad sad life you will have! Sorry sucker, you lose