Guy asked to be humiliated.  What. The. Fuck?!  Okay seriously, this is a joke…right?  Please tell me that this is photoshopped, because I don’t see how someone could even take a piss with this thing.  You actually had enough nerve to submit this freaky little nub of yours on a dick rating website?  I rate dicks here, not toadstools.  You have no business even calling yourself a man with a pathetic little growth like this one.  How could you even fuck a woman?  That’s right, you couldn’t.  I’d make you sit and watch a real man fuck me.  I’d be spread eagle on the bed, a thick, juicy cock pounding away at my pussy, and I’d make you watch every second without being allowed to touch me or yourself.  Besides, if you pulled out that thing while I was getting fucked nice and hard, you’d probably turn me off so bad that I wouldn’t even be able to cum.  You want to know what’s even sadder?  The fact that you’ve actually got a pretty decent dick head sitting on that pathetic little excuse for a shaft.  Toss in the fact that your ball sack absolutely dwarfs your teeny tiny member, and you’ve got what just might be the smallest wannabe dick I’ve ever seen.  And why even have a sack when it’s completely obvious to me that there’s no way in hell could even get this nasty nub of yours near enough to a woman’s pussy to even think about fucking her and cumming inside her.  Just the idea of you even attempting to put this thing inside of a woman has me laughing my ass off.  My pussy is beyond tight and small, and there’s still no way in hell I’d feel you.  Even if I was desperate enough to let you try.  0.5/5

jen

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What in the world is this? Are you kidding with the size of this cock? You are the size of a battery? You can’t even masturbate and get this thing erect. A girl would have to say, “Is it in?” the entire time she was with you, that is if she could stop laughing long enough to give it a try. I have tweezers longer than your cock. I would have to use them to find your cock and I don’t know where they are. We are talking magnifying glass material here. I’ve seen babies with more than you’ve got. A Yorkie has more than you have. Sitting on a rock at the beach you notice a woman walking toward you. As she gets closer, you notice that all she seems to be wearing is her towel. You look askance, not wanting to stare. She walks up to you, kisses you and then looks at you and says, “My friends dared me to come over here and kiss you. I had been watching you from the volley ball court.” You smile as she drops the towel and reveals that she is not wearing anything underneath. “They also bet me that I wouldn’t fuck you,” she said. She reaches over and unzips your jeans. Reaching in, she finds your cock rock hard and waiting for a touch. She smiles. “A little small, aren’t we?” You blush as she takes down your jeans and reveals your rock hard cock. “Good, ” she says. “I rarely get fucked the way I like to be fucked.” She leans over the rock and starts to suck you off. You put your hands in her hair and push her face down on you. “Not so hard, Romeo,” she says, “there is plenty of time.” She feels the energy well up inside you and she doesn’t want to waste it in her mouth. She bends over and opens her ass, revealing a sweet asshole. “Fuck my ass.” You waste no time in getting down from the rock and hold onto her ass. You enter her from the rear and hold her ass lose to your body. She has her hands around her ankles. “Done this before?” you ask. She just moans and bends her head. You reach down and finger fuck her shaved pussy. You feel the softness of her shaved skin as you thrust your cock into her ass. She is moaning louder as people look on and cheer. You don’t notice that there is an audience and you can’t take it much longer. With one last thrust you blow your wad into her ass, making her scream with delight. The force of you cumin up her ass makes her cum, too and her body jerks and writhes with the force of the cum. You lean against the rock, exhausted. She picks up her towel, walks over, kisses you and says, “Remember Honey, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.”All your cock is good for is anal, if you can get it long enough to reach past the butt cheeks of the woman you are with. I have seen little cocks before but you surpass anything that even I have seen. I don’t usually rate something this small, I throw it back like a fish that I’ve caught that is too small to keep. But, you’ve asked for it. So here goes. The length sucks and there is no girth. None whatsoever. I can’t even rate you a 1. I give you a .25 out of 5. You have made me re-think my use of numbers less than one. Best of luck finding your cock.

love, erin