Amanda’s Cock Review:

Why oh why do I always get stuck with the ugly looking peens? Out of all the penis’s there are on this site to rate and I get stuck with yours! I swear the cock gods are against me today babe. So I hear you like to be publicly humiliated by woman. Well I can do that for you babe, if you were my man I would put you in a maid’s outfit because you are going to be my little bitch. Isn’t that right? You are going to be my bitch and obey my every command like a good little maid? After getting you all dolled up in the maids outfit with no bottoms on we are going to leave that pathetic looking cock out, then I would call a couple of my friends over for some drinks. You would answer the door and give them a good view of that shameful dong let them get a good laugh going on before leading them into the dinning room and seating that at our kitchen table. After getting our orders for some drinks and bringing them back to the table for us. I would make you kneel before me till we are ready to use you again. You are to kneel quietly making no noise while we conversate, you have to sit there and listen while my friends make snide comments about how weak of a man you are if you could even be classified as a man and you would have to listen to them laugh openly at you. I would love if  one of them suggested that I should have you put a strap on around your face because you do not deserve to touch my body. With all of us  laughing I force you to crawl to the bedroom to get the strap on. You would have to crawl back in your maid costume with a strap on around your face to kneel before me. I would lift up my dress and slip off my panties, we would move the chair to give my friends a better view of what is about to go down. I would place one leg on the table while you are kneeling between my legs. You would start by slowly easing the strap on into my wet pussy. My friends would be making comments about how much stronger the strap on looks compared to your weird looking cock. As you go faster trying to please them all you do is make them laugh at you harder because instead of being able to please me with your gross cock you have to pleasure your woman with a strap on. One of them would get up and start poking at your cock while laughing as you try and work that strap on faster. Like honestly Swan do you even think you would be able to please someone with a strap on either. I am not quite convinced. It’s ashame you want to remove your dick, it’s a laughable feature, and you deserve every laugh.

Mandy

Taryn’s Cock Review:

Domination and Humiliation is what you like huh baby dick? Along with being publicly humiliated? Well I think I know the perfect thing for a pathetic man like yourself that would be putting that disgusting cock of yours on display for all my friends to see and judge. Cutting it off would make you rather boring to us ladies who like to laugh a pathetic men with mini peens…. There would be a rule in my house that any time one of my friends is supposed to come over for a visit you have certain attire you are required to wear. That attire would be completely nude except for a little cuckhold and a leash around your cock. I am loving this idea hehe. I can picture my friend sitting on the couch with me while you stand completely naked and ignored by us except for the occasional snicker from us about how pathetic your cock looks all caged up teehee. I would be in complete control of your cock leash. Periodically through the whole visit I would give your leash little tugs and you are not allowed to make any noises. You would have to remain completely and utterly silent as my friend and I start making comments about your cock and tug on it. We would talk about how ugly it is. hehe. After a while I would send the friend home after she had her fill of laughing at your disgusting package. You do know you have an ugly looking cock right ? What really makes your cock look the worst is how your pubic area hangs over it. Even your body is ashamed of your cock and trying to hide it. Thank goodness you are not overly hairy or I would not be able to see it all. Even you ball sack is ugly its small and wrinkly would not be able to properly smack against a woman’s ass. I think I have come to the conclusion that I understand why you are single as a pringle. No woman in her right mind would want to look at your cock let alone fuck it. haha. I know for a fact I would not want your dick any where near me or my lady bits. I am however liking the idea of your cock all locked up and my having control over you with the leash. I would even think about taking you on a walk around the block like that so all the neighbors could see how deplorable your cock is. I would love for them to stand on their porches and point and laugh at your feeble little cock as we do your walk of shame. I would have so much fun yanking on your leash making that little cock jerk for them. I am sorry to say this, well really I am not sorry at all actually so I will just say it your cock is an absolute disappointment, it gives all cocks a really bad name. Your cock is the definition of an all time ugly ass penis. Teehee it really is.

taryn

Kensy’s Cock Review:

Instead of getting a sexy cock to rate that would get my juices over flowing, a cock that would make me pant and soak through my panties just staring at it I get a cock like yours to rate. A cock that makes my pussy drier than the damn Sahara desert.  I think I have established the fact that your cock is not at all appealing to me and would no way be caught any where near my body I think what we would have to do is I would have to invite a friend over and she will bring this face strap on because your disgusting little cock is not going anywhere near her either. So she would bring her face strap on and hook it up to your face while she climbs on to the couch and has you start fucking her from behind. You would start off sliding it slowly into her pussy while she begins her very obvious fake moaning. While you guys do your think I am going to sit back and observe and praise who ever for that fact that you are not putting that cock anywhere near either of us, especially me. While you are “pleasing” her I use the word pleasing loosely, I would start telling you all my honest opinions about your deplorable cock, dude honestly you have an really ugly looking penis. I feel sorry for you really I truly do. It even looks like your body is ashamed of it and trying to suck it back in. The color of it is not even like an attractive pink but like a brownish pink color some of that could be the lighting but still does not look desirable at all. The head of that penis is a bright pink which just adds whole new level of weird and or odd looking to the whole thing. Even your pubic hair looks like it is scared to be associated with that area of your body. It looks long but not thick, kind of looks like you trimmed but also like you have not really groomed yourself in a while either. Which is really quite astonishing how does one achieve that. Baby even your sack is pathetic looking. It is all wrinkly and small. One thing I really dislike is a small sack, like I want to feel that sack smack against my ass or clit depending on the position, I want to be able to hear it as it slaps against me when I am getting pounded into. Your tiny ball sack would just be disappointing. Over all I think your whole package is disappointing. Not pleasant to look at it would not even give me sloppy sounding sex at all. Out of all the cocks why me? That’s all I keep asking myself while I look at your penis. Why do I have to be the one to look at it? With that being said, I have no use for a dick like this, I would suggest getting rid of it!

kensy

Kylie’s Cock Review:

Hun I can not even stare at your cock long enough to get an accurate view of your penis. By the end of this rating with the small hehe glances I can get before busting up with laughter I will have a whole new set of abs going on. Teehee the size of your cock is very in adequate. I am over here shaking my head from side to side. Not only is not the biggest cock around but it is not most eye catching cock either. Hehe. In fact I think your cock is on the extra ugly side honestly. Every thing about your cock is unattractive and is very unappealing to look at. It doesn’t seem useful, if you are considering a dick removal procedure, I’d give you two thumbs up! I can not even think of the proper way to describe how your dick looks besides the word ridiculous. It is absolutely ridiculous that I have to be the one sitting here looking at your teeny puny thing we like to call a “cock”. Do you even know how to use that thing? Ha ha you know what is even less attractive than your cock? Your fuckin’ ball sack dude. Like it is extra small compared to your weeny and all wrinkly. I know for a fact with a ball sack like that it would not could not slap against an ass check properly. That is some of the most pleasurable things is to have your mans sack bounce off your ass, but atlas yours can not do that because of how freaking small it is. I bet your cock can not even stroke the inside of a woman’s pussy. I can picture it now you on top of some woman and her laughing the whole time at how she can not feel anything. I can picture her begging you to touch her g-spot and you telling her you just can’t and her laughing the whole time because what a pathetic little cock you have. I would not touch your cock with a 10 foot pole baby. Ha ha I am sure I am not the only woman who feels this way. I bet I could parade you around a whole bunch of my female friends or even take you shopping with me and everybody would laugh at you for how ugly and how wretched looking your dong is. Ha. You know what is probably the second worst part about your cock besides the cock itself is your pubic hair, like what is going on with that? Is it trimmed? Is it slightly shaved? Is it just thin? What is going on there ? I really am not sure what else I could say about your deplorable cock other than I am sorry to both of us honestly. Why I say I am sorry to you because you have to deal with such a disappointment constantly. Really though I am also more sorry for myself for having to had to look at it and actually study your it. Ha Ha disappointing really.

kylie

Lucy’s Cock Review:

Well hello there, why not start off with why would you do this to yourself. You know this cock is useless to women other than for a good laugh. If you like making girls laugh, I’d keep that cock connected…  You know that your cock is not top notch already I am sure I do not have to tell you this I am sure with a cock like yours you have been hearing awful things about it since you decided to pull that thing out and try and stick it near a woman. One your cock is just absolutely ugly and gross looking. The way it protrudes away from your body but your body is like come back here. The way your head is a bright color while the rest of your cock is a dull dark color and part of that may be the lighting but that really does not leave much hope that if the lighting can make it look that terrible it still has to be awful looking. Really honestly I can not be the only person to think along lines but the way you penis and pubic area are shaped it looks like an elephant or rhino tusk how there skin hangs around the tusk. Not because of the length cause let us be honest here you are not really big at all. Below average I would have to say about the length. You are not even thick either. Normally I can handle a small cock as long as it has some girth and width to it, but oh no not your cock, it has neither one of those things. Short skinny cock is what you have presented me today babe. Ha ha. You know hun I am really not positive that any female would actually willing want to have sex with you so I can definitely see why you are single. I know for sure I would not want your cock anywhere near any of my tight little holes. Your cock is not worthy enough for that teehee. I think if we were at a little sex party and people had to pair up and fuck each other you would be the guy who would get cast aside. You would be the weirdo in the corner jerking off because no female would willingly fuck you and your meager ass cock. Not only do you not have a fuck-able cock but your balls are awful as well they are so tiny and wrinkly they are not even good enough to suck on at this little sex party. I could see a female walking up to you getting ready to pick you for her mate for the party then you drop your drawers and she would have to walk away laughing saying never mind. Ahaha  It really not would surprise me that if as soon as you dropped your pants all the females at the party started laughing at you. Hehe Honestly sweetie would you expect any different that being the laughing stock of an orgy? Being as honest as I can it would not surprise me at all.

lucy