Mmm hey Oscar!! First let’s start by saying go you, well done babe. You must be proud of the thing you hold in your legs, its something to be proud of for sure. Where do I start? Let’s start at the tip, very nice! The size and girth will do my fanny wonders like you wouldn’t believe!! You would have me screaming your name as I’m ramming that dick I know this much to be true! A dick like yours will no doubt satisfy me and my every hole, do you like anal? I do! And I think your cock deffo needs to venture inside my little tight ass hole, you would show me such a good time I just know it! You are the perfect size for my asshole you’d slide in very very nicely! That bellend would feel amazing too! Hitting every good spot! When you’re done in my ass I want you in my pussy slapping my lips teasing them before fucking me long and hard! hehe. How kinky, you’ve got me so horny right now! Right back to business, Oscar I like your shlong I think it’s perfect for me in every way however it is still what I would call average, it’s an average size, not too big not too small, I really like average though! Nothing too big to cause pain or friction burn but nothing too small I get bored easily. I like your average dick Oscar so you get an average rating of 3/5 excellent! Stay sexy babe! Xxxx

Oh my gosh Oscar! What a sexy shlong! Hehe! your dick pic almost had me blushing from my cheeks all the way down to my pussy! You have a sexy dick! So big and thick and fucking yummy! I don’t know if I want you in my mouth or pussy first!! You look like you taste delicious babe! I would have no problem digesting every inch of that lush dick! Tickling the tip with my tongue and teasing it like your dick is teasing me right now!! I hope you get that prick plenty of action!!! I wouldn’t be able to resist jumping on it daily!! Wow you are truly blessed! I fucking love how you’ve kept all of your hair down there! I hate these bald pricks who have nothing better to do than trim their hair down there, more like trim away their manliness! A real man has real hair and a real large dick attached which is exactly what you have you sexy fucker! Excuse my language but you’ve got me feeling very naughty! So naughty I want to stick you in my wank bank! Gosh I wish this was a video rate so I could show you how wet you’ve got my pussy right now just staring at your dick!!! It’s got everything I love, hair, girth and length!! Babe you get a full house 5/5 from me! I crave that cock! Give it to me please!!!!

Hi Oscar, it’s great you want an honest dick rate as I’m known for my complete honesty no matter how brutal so you have come to the right girl for sure! I don’t know much but I know much about dick! I’ve sat on plenty and sucked on even more so you have the biggest dick pro rating your cock right now Oscar, pressures on hehe,

Let’s start with first impressions, when I looked at your dick it didn’t excite me but don’t feel too bad not many dicks do, I’m a whore for large cocks you see!

As for size, Your dick has an average length and girth, it’s good that you have both some only have one or the other you have both you lucky bastard you!

Bellend, mmm the tip of your cock is rather quite lush, its a perfect fit to your dick! My tongue would have fun teasing your tip before working my way down to the rest of you!

Pubic hair, not impressed Oscar, I like a trimmed guy, not completely bald but not scary hairy either! I would recommend you trim up, I think it will be a great look for you!

Balls, can’t really see them, shame, I love a good sack!

All in all Oscar I’d say you are average! So my average score ratings are 3.5/5

Oooh hey Oscar! A man who’s after a genuine dick rate you’ve come to the right girly! I’m not one to set off a mans ego for no good reason other than they deserve it so 100% genuine opinion from me! You should know I’ve seen a lot of dicks in my time Oscar, big ones, small ones, funny looking ones the list goes on! Your dick is somewhat refreshing compared to what I’ve seen today, it’s either been a long dick with no girth (useless) A small dick with odd shaped bellends (not sexy) or just a shit dick in general! Yours is so refreshing because it’s the most natural cock I’ve seen all day! It’s not dressed to impress it is what it is and I like it! It’s not huge but not small and has all the right girth in all the right place! A dick with length and girth I love it! A chunky dick my favorite! The bellend is a great shape too, I’d love to tickle it with my tongue before sliding it all the way down my throat! Hmm a dick I’d love to suck and sit on, you’re doing well Oscar! Your pubic region isn’t manic either which is a bonus! Again another natural look that’s not gone crazy! For me you have the perfect dick, it’s not too much to handle and not small enough to get bored, it looks so soft yet so hard at the same time I love this look! Makes me hungry and horny all at the same time! You look like you taste delicious!!! Right, let’s talk numbers, I really do like your dick Oscar, genuinely, my dick rating for you is a 4.5/ 5 great dick!