Fuck me, Caleb!  Like, I find it tough, now and then, to be totally straight with a guy about his cock (I do it anyway.  Honest is in our title!), but I don’t think that’ll be an issue here.  You’ve got to have one of the coolest looking cocks I’ve ever seen in my entire life.  It’s got that rockin’ size and shape, too.  Two colors!  It’s like it’s got a perfect line where my hot little mouth should go!  I’ve never seen a man whose penis looked so interesting.  I’d love to spend a good half hour down between your legs, with your hands in my hair and this gorgeous fuck meat parked in my throat.  So what if my jaw was a little sore afterwards! You’ve got a great girth, by the way.  Just big enough for me to get one hand most of the way around.  I’ve got small fingers and you’ve got a huge dick, so I’d have to use both hands if I was working that shaft. I’ve never run into a guy whose cock is too wide, although really long guys can be a little hard to handle.  My cunt gets nice and wet, but I’m still super tight so I love a strong man.  I’d be just fine if you came to me while I was in my office or in the kitchen, grabbed a fist-full of my underwear and ripped them off of me then dragged me to the living room and shoved me over the end of an easy chair. The absolute best position if you wanted to fuck my dripping hole would be with my face down and my ass up.  I bet you are tall, and I’m a bit short, so you’d have to get me at the right angle. My pussy lips would grip right around that pink head as you slowly pressed it into my slick cunt. If you wanted my ass, baby, I think I might squeak when you stuck it in, but I’d let you fuck my butt deep as you liked.  I’ve seen cocks that were too long for anal, but yours is just perfect.  I’ve gotten big men inside me before with a bit of struggle, but your shaft would be very comfortable unless you started fucking high speed.  You’d have to switch back to my demanding, slippery cunt to cum.  I love cum in my butt, don’t get me wrong, but you’re a little big for hard riding. Once you were done jamming your beautiful meat into my pussy and making me squirt, I’d want to slide back to my knees with the tattered bits of my panties around one ankle and go back to sucking.  I could suck this delicious, dreamy two-tone as much as you wanted me to.  You could present me with this cock any time of the day or not, grab my head and push it down my throat and I’d be the happiest slut in the world. Your balls are the kind that I always want to give attention to.  Nice, clean shaven and round.  Guys who dangle some are nice to press my face against and smell that great guy-smell when I know a man wants to screw my brains out.  I love black guys for just that reason. My underwear is dripping right now, thinking about you with me face down on the bed, pulling my thick hips into the air just so I can get your fuck pole right up against the back of my cunt as you lean over me and wrap your hands around my nice boobs, then start pounding me until I scream your name all night long. Overall, Chass, you’ve got a great dick.  One of the best I’ve seen to date while doing this job.  Plenty of the guys who send me their cocks are the sort I don’t really want to sleep with.  You’re one I’d happily let wreck me. You take good care of this penis for me, you hear?  Any girl who gets you inside her is lucky.  Your sack is nicely rounded and the whole package just made me have to go change underwear.  5.0/5.0