Jenny’s Cock Review:

Oh Mack that is one glorious rod. Looking at these pictures just got me a little wet, and that was before I started imagining what I’d do to it. But now that I am imagining, let’s start the rating! Those poor balls. I’m sure they’re actually a healthy size, but that massive dick makes them look small by comparison! Still, you seem to have done some basic man-scaping so I don’t have to worry about thick patches of fur getting in my way, so that’s not a bad sack. The balls look like they hang a little loose, and when you angle that monster-rod down, they separate nicely so I can suck on one at a time. I love watching how a guy reacts to having his balls sucked on, but with that big dick looming, I wouldn’t be able to stay down there for long! Yowza, honey, that is one incredibly thick cock. Like, that thing is going to hurt when you push it in my tight little snatch, make me stretch, and fuck, it’s going to feel amazing! You seem thicker at the base, the girth tapering a little on the way up, which is probably a good thing. You can work a girl up to handling the full package that way. And it really is a gorgeous package. I can’t stop staring at that vein near the top. Veins are a big turn-on for me, and that one really stands out. Makes me want to lick it, press my lips to it to see if I can feel a pulse. It’s not the only one you’ve got, but it is the most prominent, and super eye-catching. And that straight shaft is going to feel great too; with the right angle, you can hit the G-spot over and over, and that’ll have me soaking wet quick! Now, thickness versus length. You are a little disproportionate; more length would even it out, but damn, honey, anyone who says you’ve got a short dick really needs their vision checked. Personally, I love the look. And that’s a very sexy head too. It has a steep angle, from underside to top, and turns upward, the flare at the base is very distinct and totally lick-able, and the cleft from the underside to the tip is very well defined, which is incredibly sexy to me. That’s the kind of cock I’d love to suck and stroke, because I’d want you rock hard before you use that monster to stretch my pussy tight. Gorgeous package, Mack 4/5

smoochies, jenny

Kylie’s Cock Review:

I can’t stop thinking about how that shaft and the slope of the head is going to feel rubbing my G-spot over and over. I absolutely love a dick that will hit that spot, and yours is perfectly designed to give me that kind of pleasure. It is incredibly sexy.I get that you might think your rod looks short because it’s so damn thick, but don’t even worry, because the whole package looks incredible! Like, that is super hot darlin’. I love the way the head looks, curving upward, the flare at the bottom at such a steep slant. It’s not ‘typical’, and to me, that’s a very good thing. It looks like it’ll be lots of fun to lick and nibble at, with the deep cleft from the underside up to the tip, just begging for me to run my tongue up and down it; it’s interesting and has distinct detail, and for me, big turn-on! And I’d love to stroke down that girthy shaft, feel it get thicker toward the base. The ridge that goes up the center along the underside of your shaft really stands out, which makes you look so damn hard! It’s gorgeous, and I want to give it a squeeze. ..not just with my hand. And you’ve got really sexy veins. Not just the one that stands out so inviting near the top, but all over, and that’s very visually appealing. But damn, you really are thick… you’d have to get me really wet before you could shove that monster in my pussy, not that I mind lots and lots of foreplay. I could spend time sucking and licking all over your dick to get you slippery and ready to fuck! Your sack is pretty nice; I prefer balls tucked up close to the body, but these are just waiting to be sucked on, and they’re perfect for taking a girl from behind so they slap against the pussy every thrust. You’ve done nice work with trimming everything neatly; man-scaping needs to be done by more men! Not only does little-to-no hair make the whole package look bigger ( not that you need it ), but it exposes more skin for licking and nibbling, enhancing sensations. And it does look good, showing off what you’ve got to offer. Mack, you’ve got a LOT to offer! That shaft is just amazingly perfect to rub at the G-spot with every thrust, and imagining how good it would feel has me wet and aching to fuck. 4/5!

kylie

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