Let me dispel a myth and give a valuable piece of advice that all guys should listen to. NEVER MEASURE YOUR OWN COCK AGAINST penis ON THE INTERNET. Now coming to honest dick rating experts like me, that’s a different thing. But because of this million year old myth of penis dinosaurus giganticus that won’t die, men think that having a dick the size of actual horse cock is the way to go. (It’s perfectly sexy as a description though). It doesn’t mean we necessarily celebrate a tiny cock though. Remember, there’s an average size for what the female eye likes, female pussy likes, and the reality of cock size.
So how does yours stack up? Average length is five and a half inches. A little more, a little less is still average. Take a ruler to your length and I bet you’re in that range. On length the average female pussy can take four to six and a half inches comfortably. The shape of the pussy determines whether short or long make the lady’s moans are pleasure or pain. The eye is a problem. Because of this bajillion year old myth about gargantuan cocks we like the look of five to eight inches. You’re on the bottom of that range. No complaints means you’re probably not too short, you just look on the smaller end.
Now on girth things get all flipfloppy. Average ACTUAL penis is 4.5 inches all the way around. That makes for fatter than long. This is where there’s a grain of truth to the love of big cocks. The pussy loves a fat slab, so women like even fatter than average. The eye likes a nice proportionate fatness to the length, which means it likes a thick cock that looks thinner than what is most fun! You’re slim at the bottom, but you get nice and fat at the top. No complaints? You’re a little above average on the thickness!
Here’s where you’re girlfriend is right. There aren’t any measurements I can go by for the head. But my eyeball says its waaaaay smaller than it should be. It looks like the whole bottom inch has been accidentally trimmed off all the way around. Fortunately, the head is like an extra bonus. If you have it, it makes stroking the g-spot just right, but if you don’t, it means you have to be doing something right.
Your ex probably isn’t talking about your not-so-bell end, so honestly, her insults are probably bitter grapes.
So while I’ll give you a 2.9 out of five, that doesn’t mean you’re too small, it means you should probably sue the hospital that did your circumcision!
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July 25, 2013 at 9:05 AM
I don’t know what the background story is and yes this is probably the smallest head I’ve ever seen but as long as it sprays who cares. The rest of your cock looks good to me maybe another inch of length and this would be a great cock.
July 25, 2013 at 11:38 AM
On the other side of the head department… any thoughts on mine ladies?
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July 28, 2013 at 12:11 PM
The cock itself isn’t bad but what’s up with that head?
July 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM
What do you mean by the head? It’s not normal? And yes, I def spray a lot.
July 29, 2013 at 6:43 AM
Thanks for the comments. What do you mean what is up with the head? So my cock would be something you’d go for?
July 29, 2013 at 1:00 PM
She means you have a small head, but don’t sweat it the head is really just extra, your shaft is where it counts and you look like you have a decent amount of girth.
July 29, 2013 at 4:10 PM
Ok, thank you. Man, now I want to get totally naked and show more! I’ve been told I have a great ass. lol
August 1, 2013 at 11:16 AM
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