Hi, baby…˜. You have a sweet cock. I absolutely love it. I’m rating it a 3 of 5. I love the smoothness or your gorgeous cock. The shaft is so sweetly smooth. It runs deliciously right up into a super smooth, oversized head that I would wrap my lips around and suck all of your juicy cum right out of.  Those nuts are just as smooth. I would love to run my tongue over them, just to feel the smooth tightness on my lips. I can almost taste it. It’s also such a fat cock that you have. I would have to stretch my mouth extra wide to make sure I can get my lips all the way around it.  You also have a perfect length dick. It is just right for any position that you would want to play with me in. It’s not too long to hurt me when you slam it in and out of my perfect little puss from behind, and it isn’t too short to be a big ole pussy full if you’re on top.  I like your dick, a lot. I would love to sit on it and ride it like a horsey at a carnival! Or maybe a bucking bronco at a rodeo! I could have a lot of fun with your 3 out of 5.

Are you shitting me? You can’t be serious. There’s a ring on your dick. Is that your wedding ring? Or maybe your wife’s? Because with that itty bitty cock, you had to have bought it for a finger.  Are you a pervert like that? Is that what the ring is about? Is it for you? Or me. Are you trying to dress your little 1 of 5 dick up with a bow tie? It’s cute. I’ll give you that. Such a shame. On a good lookin, nice, big cock, I could do so many things with that ring. It would tickle me in all the right places as your dick slid in and out of my tight cunt, hitting perfectly at my clit, leaving me wanting more and more every time you thrust out instead of in. A shame that won’t be your current cock situation. It’s too small to reach my clit unless you aim it just right.  Those balls, though. Those might save you (combined with the ring, of course). You see, I like a little pain. I’m freaky like that.  So those giant balls smacking the fuck out of me as you thrust your puny little cock in and out of my pussy, tickling me with your cute little pinky ring, might be enough to actually excite me. Maybe.  Thank you for shaving them. Ball stubble is the worst.  Another reason I’m giving you a 1, instead of a 0, is the head of that little prick of yours. It’s considerably bigger than your shaft, which leads me to think that I will feel that ridge as you pound your little dick in and out of my mouth, or my cunt, or my ass. Your choice. Do you like ass? I do. Your dick is small enough for my ass to handle. I could do nice things with that prominent head, like lick right up to the little triangle on the underside that’s so sensitive, right before I put the head of your cock in my mouth. Then I would slide my lips up and down, from cock ring, to cock triangle, over and over, until you’re ready to explode, but you can’t, because I said “no.”   When I’m done running all of your short little cock in and out of my mouth, up and down my lips, then I’m going to climb up on it to see if the curve in it can hit that sweet spot in my pretty little pussy that your gonna want so badly. If it does, then I might just ride it, up and down, until you blow my eyes from my head. If the upward curve of your dick happens to not find my special spot, then I’m reducing your score to 0.5 of 5. Can you make it hit my spot? In summary- here’s your breakdown: .5 for having a nice head on it. .5 for being freaky enough to wear a cock ring 1/5

Michael! Is that a cock ring I see? Were you masturbating with it on? Or just getting ready for me?? About your cock, I’m gonna give it a 4/5. I would fuck your brains out in a second. Your dick has all the fun that a girl like me wants to see.  It’s fat, curvy, and most of all, hard as a brick. Let’s start with that badass cock ring you have on. I like an adventurous guy. I like that you have the ring all the way at the bottom of your dick, because that means your planning to put all of it in my own tight pussy, and wearing that ring is going to make it extra tight, for sure. Wearing that ring might give me an orgasm within minutes of you sliding your dick in and out, then in and out, all over again.  Which brings me to the length of your big, fat dick. While not the dick of a 10 inch porn star, it is plenty long enough for a 5’ tall, 110lb girl like me. To be honest, 10 inches would scare the shit out of me. I find a dick the length of your just right for crawling up on to, and riding like a bucking bronco. Could you buck for me, Michael? Think you could throw me off? I think I could make you cum so hard by riding you from your lap, while rubbing your throbbing dick in and out  that your eyes roll back in your head, and you try to scream my name, but can’t find the strength to speak.  And as for the head of your large, round dick, well, it’s perfect. Great definition and separation, which makes for a great bump on the grind road. I am sure that I will be able to feel the ring around the end of your dick as it massages just the right spot inside that slippery slope of my pussy. Wouldn’t you like to put that fat, round, cock of yours in and out of my pretty little cunt? Until you just can’t take any more? I know I would love for you to.  All in all, I would give you a perfect 5 if you only had one more inch, but 4/5 isn’t bad. Besides, there are so many other parts of you for me to play with, too.

Look! It’s a chub stick!!!  Oh, Michael. That’s one pudgy cock you have there….but with all of the best accessories that a man can come with! While short and fat isn’t typically a description with a positive spin to it, in your case, I’m certain I can make that work for me.  I’m gonna give your super fat little dick a 2.5 of 5, and here’s why- 1) points for a great set of balls! Well groomed, which indicates that you are a considerate man. Extra large, so I know that you’re gonna have a sex drive that can match my own. The best part? When you bend me over to stick your fat little dick in me from behind, if you aim those balls just right, they’re big enough to be felt when they smack my ass as you pound, and pound, and pound until you can’t take any more. Then those super large nuts will become super tight, large nuts, right before you cum so hard that your afraid your balls might shoot off, too. 2) points for thickness. While I might not feel your cock hit the back of my throat when you slide it in to my hot, wet, pissy, I will most certainly know that it’s in there. I can almost feel the feel the stretch just thinking about it…and can you imagine how tight I will be for your super fat dick? Mmmm.   3) points for the curve! That’s a damn fine twist that cock of yours has!!!  It’s perfectly curved at just the right angle to massage just the right spot! I’m certain that with the right angle, and those giant balls smacking against my tight, round ass, it would be the biggest orgasm ever for me! And who knows? When all of my muscles tense up, and my pussy gets super wet and tight, it might be just enough to send you over the edge, spiraling right on into the abyss with me.  4) no real points for length. This is far from an adequately long dick in my book, but there’s an upside to that. When I’m kissing and licking and sucking (ever so slightly) in your balls, and I begin to work my way up the shaft of your chubby cock by licking slowly with my tongue, when I do finally get to the head, and run my mouth slowly down over the shaft, I will be able to get all of your fat dick in my mouth- from top to bottom. All of it. And you will feel every bit as I run my lips and tongue up, and down, and up, and down your super hard, super fat, throbbing, pulsing, so ready to cum that you can hardly stand it dick.  So i give you a half point for each positive, thus giving you a 1.5, BUT! Because I feel that looks could be deceiving in your case, and you can probably work that super thick dick on ways that I could only begin to imagine, I’m gonna round that up to a 2 of 5. I’m willing to give another point, and up you to 3 of 5, if you can make me so horny and ready to cum that I scream!