Jenny’s Cock Review:
I do love it when a guy sends in a bunch of pictures from different angles. I can only rate what I see, so the more yummy package I get to see, the more I can fantasize- ..er, rate. Ahem. First off: Good job on the man-scaping! There isn’t much that’s less appealing about a man’s package than an excess of hair; the more smooth skin visible, the more turned-on I get. But let’s look at these angles from the pictures. Almost all of them are either from above, or seem to be ‘half-mast’. Not complaining, mind you, but it’s tough to tell if you’re just only at a partial, or if you’ve got a downward curve. Judging by the last picture, I’m going to guess it’s a bit of both. Starting at the bottom and working my way up, I already mentioned the appreciation of the man-scaping, so let’s talk about that sexy sack. Those balls look round and plump, and seem to tuck up close to your body when you’re aroused, which is visually appealing to me. I like them swollen and close for ease of fondling; those are balls I can cup in my hand, massage and rub while doing other things to get you revved up for me. And the lack of hair means I can get down there and lick at the skin, suckle on one ball at a time. Always a plus. Shaft actually seems a little short to me, but hey, if you know how to use that tool, length doesn’t mean all that much. You seem thick enough, and the way your rod seems to widen a little in the middle is pretty hot; bet that feels amazing pushing in! You’ve got enough girth to stretch my wet little pussy nice and tight, honey. It’s also always a big turn-on for me to see plump veins looking so blatant; it’s super-sexy and makes me want to run my tongue over each one! This is a cock that demands some thorough stroking and fondling before moving on to more vigorous activities. I wish that there were some better shots of the head, though. Best one is the picture from the underside; I do like the defined ridges and how they curve, sweeping up to meet in the middle. I know just how sensitive that skin is, and this plump crown looks like it would be plenty of fun to suck on. And once we’re both too horny for more foreplay, I imagine this package would be very much a pleaser in the right positions. You’ve got the thickness that I enjoy, and enough length to get pretty deep, so I doubt it would be long before I was squirming and soaking wet. While this particular dick doesn’t hit all my ideals, it would still hit the spots. 3/5
smooches, jenny
Erin’s Cock Review:
A curved dick, that is. From what I can see, this cock has a downward curve; not all that common, so points for unusual! It’s nice to see a package that isn’t the same old thing; variety is the spice of life! Also, side note? I do love having a lot of pictures to base my ratings on, and you’ve given me plenty, but I wish there were a few more angles for me to check out. But one of these pics shows you completely limp, all soft and crinkled, with shrunken balls, head pointed downward. Believe it or not, that’s kinda hot. It gets my imagination working on what I’d have to do to get that rod hard and ready, to get those balls to plump up and tuck in close, full and twitching. I’m an orally-fixated girl, so I imagine sucking on those balls one at a time; I could absolutely fit one in my mouth and still have room to stroke the skin with my tongue. Hum a little tune, even, to send vibrations to flesh. Love watching a guy twitch when I indulge my lust for licking. And you’ve done great with getting rid of pesky hair to show off that package better and give me plenty to lick! And check that curve! I suspect your curve has made you feel kinda weird sometimes, or made pleasing a partner tricky, but believe me, all you need is the right positions! Any curve can give incredible G-spot stimulation with the right angles, and that’s the sort of thing that gets me slick and squirming. I -love- having that sweet-spot rubbed; I’d have to be facing away from you to get that working, but hell, Doggie Style and Reverse Cowgirl would be just fine to get that done, and both are super-hot! Looks like your dick gets a little plumper in the middle; your girth isn’t huge, but easily thick enough to have me be a tight squeeze for you! The curve makes length tricky to rate, but it seems just about proportional for the thickness. I like longer, but you can more than make up for that by taking full advantage of that curve for me. And I -love- the shape of the head! Little blunt at the tip, but from the underside, seeing those distinct ridges, the flare at the bottom? Incredibly sexy. Makes me want to lick over every detail, then tuck my lips behind that flare and start sucking! Might take a little bit of work or experimenting to get the most out of this, but for the ladies who love that sweet-spot, it’s totally worth the effort! 3.5/5
erin
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