Farkas? I’m gonna eliminate the usual fluff and puff bullshit that I spout when I rate a cock because what you wrote with your picture touched my heart in a weird place that just doesn’t typically see a lot of action. I apologize if this rate turns out to be long.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your cock. As a matter of fact, the curve you have to your cock is an A+, top of the line, lady pleaser EVERY TIME! If you use that curve from the right angles or positions, then you are able to naturally stimulate a woman’s g spot whereas another man would have to use trick moves, fingers, and clit stimulation to achieve the same effect. From the standard issue, missionary position, you would have to do nothing! You slide your dick inside of me, and it touches my g spot going in, you slide it out of me, and it tickles me again going out. You’ve driven me crazy by the third swipe! Now, you add some fingers to the clit along with that and I could do some kind of female version of premature ejaculation!

Size? Farkas? You are solidly average. Don’t let that curve fool ya, and stop comparing yourself to porn peckers. I’m here to tell you- I end up unveiling the likes of a dick like Ron Jeremy’s? I’m running for the damn door. It ain’t gettin near me. That’s fucking terrifying, man. Your cock, however, is not intimidating, nor is it laughably small. It’s solidly average, I say again, thus putting you into the category of men who make their own luck in the bedroom. In your case, it is all about how you use it (except for that curve ya got there. That’s a huge advantage for you 😉)

Girth wise? I’m not seeing a pencil dick. It looks perfectly round enough to me. The roundness is how we know it’s inside us, not length, unless the dick is grossly long and painful. You have plenty of width to make an impact, and plenty of length to reach the pertinent spot. Let’s take another position into consideration- put my heels on your shoulders. Your still maximizing use of your curve, you get a view of your cock sliding in and out of my tight, wet pussy, and I’m a happy little camper down there getting the most out of your length, AND having my sweet spot so eloquently tended to.

Your skin tone is perfect. It’s a nice shade of fleshy pink, with no weird markings or moles. The head of your dick is nice. It’s just all together astheticly appealing. It’s nice to look at! And in all honesty, cocks are not usually all that pretty.

I know you didn’t ask for sex advice, but you did ask for a dick rate, and then wrote why, so I’m gonna give you a little. Use positions that point your curve to the front of your partner. The g spot is on the front of our pussy walls. Also, pay lots of attention to the clit. It’s not called our “pleasure bean” for no reason! While you might enjoy other positions, like doggy style, reserve those for AFTER your girl has had a few orgasms, and you will be the king of the bedroom.

Let’s use a scenario to elaborate. We’re gettin all hot and bothered, and I slide down to wrap my lips around your dick after slowly taking it out of your pants. What do I think? “That’s an interesting curve there.” Nothing more. I wrap my lips around it and begin to slowly lick with my tongue, up and down a few times, then I tighten my lips and run the entire length of your shaft, leaving a trail of wetness in my wake, and tasting pre cum start to drip from your cock. As I stand to face you eye to eye, you slowly lay me onto my back. Once you guide your cock inside of my tight, wet pussy, I think “oh shit! That’s nice!” a few times, and then I begin to fight the muscle contractions that precede a mind blowing orgasm. You continue to thrust your throbbing dick in and out of me, and then you rock back onto your heels and put my legs onto your shoulders. Now you have a view, and you have access to my clit. You take a thumb and apply the gentlest of pressure in a circular motion as you continue to thrust in and out of me, all the while watching. This sends me into an orgasmic spas that causes screams and shudders all throughout my body! And you’ve done this, Farkas! You!!! I am now all yours. Have me however you want me! Flip me over, put it in my ass, whatever! I am putty in your hands.

That’s how it works! And you have a mega advantage that other men would love to have! Don’t be shy with that amazing cock! Share it with anyone and everyone!!!!!

4/5 Farkas. One more inch and I would’ve given you a perfect score.