I have soooo many mixed feelings about your cock babe. I do find it a little odd that you would be under the impression that you’re above average, or should be worshiped. Who am I kidding, lol.. I find it downright hilarious. Have you ever looked at porn? Been in the showers with the other boys after gym? If so how could you ever think that you were above average, unless you just lived in a small town full of small cocks. I’m sure you slip out of pussies A LOT unless you’re humping like a male dog in heat. You do have a wonderful way with words and so I’m sure that you can talk your way into a lot of panties. But when they see what you’re working with, it’s a bit of a letdown. To be fair, you do have wonderful girth, you’re thick, and that makes you look shorter than you actually are. You have the ability to reach that wonderful g-spot, so get those hips to working in overdrive and give me fast and hard strokes, and I can achieve the orgasm that I desire. I’m sure that you’re not stranger to the word “tiny” because that’s what came to my mind. Sometimes it doesn’t matter how thick you are if you don’t have the length to back it up. Usually men on the shorter end, I like to have anal sex with, but because of your width I would have to decline that option as well. If we got hot and heave and you pulled your cock out of your pants, I would have to try extra hard not to stifle a giggle because of your cock of ill proportion. Obviously, I rate a lot of cocks daily and so you’re just not impressive at all, especially considering how great most of them are on this site. You’re coming up short without a doubt. What can save you is your great oral skills, if your mouth can work magic then a woman may be willing to give you a whirl. Now you being a one minute man, it’s kind of funny because I couldn’t imagine wanting to have sex longer than that with you anyway. I don’t mean to be evil but it’s the truth. Your best bet is to get a girl to open wide, spread eagle, while you pound away on her g-spot. You get a 2 out 5 from me.

jen