Taryn’s Cock Review:

Thad, hun, this angle is killer—the way you’re lying back on the bed, legs spread just enough, finger pointing right at the base like “check this out, dude.” Your penis stands proud and tall from that low POV, the head flaring out wide with that deep plum-purple color that’s so vivid even in the low bedroom light. The shaft has a noticeable upward curve, starting thick at the base where your pubes frame it nicely (not too wild, just enough to look rugged and real), tapering slightly before ballooning into that mushroom cap. Girth looks solid—probably 5+ inches around, enough to stretch without overwhelming—and the length seems respectable, maybe 6-6.5 inches erect, judging by how it dominates the frame against your abs and thighs.

As your buddy, I’ve gotta say the skin tone is even, no discoloration or weird spots, and it looks rock-hard, veins subtly popping along the underside without being overly ropy. That frenulum ridge is prominent, which I bet makes for extra sensitivity when someone’s tongue or fingers hit it. Balls are pulled up tight in the shot, hanging full and heavy-looking below, adding to the overall masculine package. Hygiene checks out—clean, groomed but not shaved smooth, which keeps it authentic and hot.

But here’s the honest part, Thad: 3.5 out of 5. It’s a strong, functional cock that I’d bet drives your girlfriend wild (jealous as fuck about that), but it’s not quite elite territory. The curve is a plus for hitting spots, but in this pic the lighting shadows make the full texture hard to appreciate fully—wish there was better contrast to show off those veins more. The head is beautifully flared, almost heart-shaped from this view, but the shaft could use a tad more uniform thickness for that “perfect handful” feel. Some asymmetry too—the left side looks slightly fuller, which might translate to uneven pressure during thrusts. Not a dealbreaker, but it dings the score a bit.

Still, props for the confidence in sharing this with me. Remember our late-night talks about hookups? This penis would absolutely get the job done—firm erection, good proportions, that natural upward bend perfect for certain angles. Jealousy hits because while I’m single and scrolling, your girl gets to grip that base just like your finger is doing, feel it pulse inside her, ride that curve until she’s shaking. It’s got character: not porn-star massive, but real, thick enough to fill, curved enough to tease. In a lineup of amateur erect penis pics, it’d stand out for the bold presentation and healthy vibe. If we were rating for a hookup app or something, it’d pull interest for sure—girls (and yeah, some guys) would message back fast.

Downsides? The pose is a little static; a side shot would show off the curve better, and the dim room makes skin details softer than ideal. But overall, solid 3.5—above average, reliable, envy-inducing because it’s attached to you and not me. Your girlfriend’s lucky, bro. Wish I could borrow it for a night… or at least watch her enjoy it. Damn.

Taryn’s Dirty Fat Cock Fantasy

Alright Thad, let’s get filthy since we’re keeping this between us. Fantasy time: your girlfriend’s away for the weekend, and after texting back and forth about how bored you are, I come over “just to hang.” Beers turn into shots, talk turns to that pic you sent, and the jealousy I’ve been nursing boils over. You catch me staring at your crotch, smirk, and say, “You wanna see it up close for real?” Next thing, we’re in your bedroom—her side of the bed still smells like her perfume, making the cheating thrill sharper.

We start urgent. I drop to my knees while you sit on the edge, pants down. Your cock springs up just like in the pic—curved upward, head glistening. I wrap my lips around that flared glans, tongue tracing the ridge, tasting the salt. You groan, hand in my hair, guiding me deeper until I gag slightly on the girth. The curve makes it hit the back of my throat perfectly. I pull off, stroking the shaft, thumb rubbing the underside vein, jealous thoughts racing: she gets this every night?

We move to the bed. First position: missionary with a twist for your upward curve. I lie back, legs wide, you between them. You slide in slow—the head pops past my entrance, then the curve presses up hard against my front wall with every inch. Explicit: wet sounds fill the room as you bottom out, balls slapping my ass, your pubic hair grinding against me. I hook my legs over your shoulders, tilting my hips so that bend rubs relentlessly on my sweet spot. You thrust deep and steady, grunting “fuck, you’re tighter than her,” which sends me wild. I claw your back, moaning how much better this feels, stealing what she’s got.

Switch: doggy style on all fours, ass up. You kneel behind, gripping my hips, penis plunging in from behind. The upward curve angles perfectly downward now—no, wait, it still presses forward/up inside, hitting deep while your hands pull me back onto every stroke. Details get raw: sweat drips down your chest onto my back, your balls swinging heavy against me with each slap, the bed creaking like it’s gonna break. I reach under, rubbing my clit furiously while you pound, the girth stretching me wide, curve dragging along sensitive ridges. You spank my ass, growl about how you’d never do this rough with her, making the affair hotter.

Next: reverse cowgirl to let me control. I straddle you facing away, lowering onto your cock. The curve points right toward my G-spot as I grind down—slow circles at first, feeling the head massage inside, then bouncing harder so your thickness fills me completely. Explicit: my ass cheeks clap against your thighs, your hands squeezing them, spreading me wider. I lean forward, arching so the angle exploits that bend even more, waves building fast. You thrust up to meet me, grunting, “take it like she can’t.”

We flip to spooning for intimacy amid the cheating rush. Side by side, you behind, arm around my waist, penis slipping in from the rear. Lazy deep thrusts—the curve nestles perfectly, allowing slow, grinding pumps that build tension. Your fingers find my clit, circling while you kiss my neck, whispering how jealous you’ve been too, how this cock belongs here right now. Pace quickens, wet slapping sounds, your breath hot, balls tightening against me.

Climax: standing against the wall, risky and desperate. You lift one of my legs, penis thrusting upward into me. The curve hits every thrust perfectly, head battering deep while I brace against the wall. Explicit: bodies slick with sweat, your hands pinning mine above my head, cock swelling thicker inside, veins pulsing. I cum hard clenching around you, milking that girth. You pull out, stroking fast, shooting thick ropes across my stomach—hot, messy, marking the forbidden moment.

We collapse, panting, your softening penis against my thigh. Guilt creeps in, but the satisfaction wins. I’ve had what your girlfriend takes for granted, Thad—your curved, thick cock owning me in ways she probably doesn’t even know. Our dirty secret. Until next time you text a pic…

taryn