So Mr. Innapropriate, as you’ve deemed yourself, the only thing I can think of for this dick, is that it is completely appropriate for my wet, hot, and horny pussy… you dick is the OR to my GASM….. lol okay that was a bit on the lame side hehe, sorry I’m in a goofy mood this morning! So let’s begin with this shaft of yours,…. wooow! This mega curve is where it’s at! The length, if this dick were sticking straight out would be great nearly in the perfect length, but you can have a gorgeous curve and length. You are not short, you are average in length, and this isn’t a bad thing. Really length isn’t even a factor when it comes to your cock, your cock is all about that g-spot seeking curve, and that is what you as well as your lucky lady will be focused on! See your typical guy is for the most part straight, and most women get straight dicks shoved into her, it’s pretty rare to get a curve of this magnitude shoved up and entirely new area, lots of new sensations and tickles to be felt! :) The other great thing about this unique dick is your girth, YOU ARE THICK! Very, very interesting! This cock is not only going to punish my shy g-spot, that shaft is going to spread my pussy wide and tight, making my pussy full of your throbbing  member, your veins pumping blood hard! Your head is, well I don’t know that any woman is going to be paying attention, but I foresee that it’s not going to add a whole lot to the experience, it has some definition, but with the shape of your cock it’s going to take some pretty exotic angles to get much out of that head. No worried thought this cock is wildly insane! Definitely an amazing penis!