Okay baby, let’s get right to it.  If this monster is real, how the hell are you supposed to do anything with it?!  It’s just too big for sex.  You’d be tickling some poor girl’s tonsils with this thing!  Dear god, it would be like having a baseball bat shoved up inside us, and who wants that?  Not only is this thing ridiculously long, but the girth is just too much to even dream of having inside me.  Don’t get me wrong;  I love a nice, thick cock more than anyone.  But, there are limits to what my poor little kitty can do.  This is just waaaaaaay too much to ask, especially of a petite girl like me.  Even the head of this bad boy isn’t proportioned right.  It looks like it’s being eaten by the monster of a shaft.  It’s much smaller than your shaft, and even if this were an average sized penis, I’d complain.  I like my dick heads wider than the shaft and nicely ridged.  The quality of the pics is just too poor for me to comment on manscaping, veins, that sort of thing.  I just don’t see how a girl can do anything with this monster.  It’s way too big to have any serious action during sex, and it’s way too thick to even try 99% of positions.  Oral sex is DEFINITELY out of the picture.  And that’s never a good thing.  Any girl that loves cock as much as I do is going to want to be able to wrap BOTH sets of lips around the cock she’s playing with, and that’s just not going to happen with this gigantic monster you’ve shown me here.  I have my doubts as to whether or not it’s real, but if it is, I can’t help but feel sorry for you.  There’s no way you’re getting this monster serviced.  And there’s no way you could please anyone with it.  Sorry.  :( 1/5

smooches, jenny